Kameltoe explains stuff

Jeff · March 11, 2022, 09:18 AM

{from the Babylon bee}

"We recently spoke to Kamala Harris, and she agreed to explain complex concepts to our readers. Now, you can learn about everything from Bitcoin to Batman in terms even you can understand. Thanks, Kam—

KAMALA: I'm SPEAKING.

Oh. Sorry, Madame Vice President. Anyway, here are her explanations:

Water: Water is wet. It is not dry. We call water from the sky "rain". You can drink it.

Traffic lights: Green means go. Red means stop. Yellow is kind of a gray area. The skinny man in the light pole changes the signal. He is probably racist.

Speaking: I'm speaking. Okay, I'm speaking. Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm speaking.

Interstellar: The man goes to space. He flies in a black hole. He cries. And there was time travel or something?

Gravity: Things fall down, not up. The earth pulls things down, including black people. Earth is racist.

Bitcoin: It is money. But it is not real. It is in the clouds I think. Basically, it's magic.

Refugees: Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [descends into bone-chilling cackle]

Batman: He is 100% bat. He is also 100% man. He is the Batman. This is called the hypobatic union. Batman starts with a "B".

NFTs: They are pictures. You buy them with magic money. You can right-click and download them but that is theft and I will throw you in jail. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Neurotransmitters: An excitatory transmitter promotes the generation of an electrical signal called an action potential in the receiving neuron, while an inhibitory transmitter prevents it. Whether a neurotransmitter is excitatory or inhibitory depends on the receptor it binds to. Neurotransmitters are racist.

Wordle: The green is good. The yellow is sort of good. The dark squares are bad. Which is racist.""

Jeff · March 14, 2022, 09:29 AM

This one is for James....

Jeff · March 14, 2022, 09:30 AM

She makes Dan Quale look like Albert Einstein.

Incogneeto · March 14, 2022, 01:59 PM

Quote from: Jeff on March 14, 2022, 09:30 AMShe makes Dan Quale look like Albert Einstein.

BRILLIANTE !!!

CNCAppsJames · March 15, 2022, 12:53 PM

Quote from: Jeff on March 14, 2022, 09:29 AMThis one is for James....

Of all the reprehensible politicians in the US living today, FEW are as repulsive as her, and NONE are more repulsive.

Cackling wh0re. She needs to go back to fellatio for a living.

Incogneeto · March 15, 2022, 02:09 PM

Quote from: CNCAppsJames on March 15, 2022, 12:53 PMOf all the reprehensible politicians in the US living today, FEW are as repulsive as her, and NONE are more repulsive.

Cackling wh0re. She needs to go back to fellatio for a living.

Where's Fellatio?? Is that in Cali??

Looking at her work on the Border....She prolly would not finish it.

CNCAppsJames · March 15, 2022, 10:15 PM

Quote from: Incogneeto on March 15, 2022, 02:09 PMWhere's Fellatio?? Is that in Cali??

Looking at her work on the Border....She prolly would not finish it.

gcode · March 16, 2022, 04:13 AM

QuoteA social media account for Vice President Kamala Harris stated Tuesday in a now-deleted tweet that the United States is supporting Ukraine "in defense of the NATO alliance," which the Ukraine is not a part of.

"When I was in Poland, I met with U.S. and Polish service members, thanking them for standing with our NATO allies for freedom, peace, and security," a tweet from the @KamalaHarris account stated. "The United States stands firmly with the Ukrainian people in defense of the NATO alliance."

The remarks made in the tweet, which featured a photo of Harris greeting American and Polish service members, come on the heels of similar statements she made while addressing House Democrats over the weekend at the Democratic National Committee's (DNC) winter meeting in D.C.

Fox News

They should not allow this fool anywhere near an open mike.

Jeff · March 16, 2022, 07:44 AM

Quote from: gcode on March 16, 2022, 04:13 AMThey should not allow this fool anywhere near an open mike.

C'mon man! She's 100% qualified! She meets the only 2 qualifications that PedoJoe was told he needed for a vp.
Black, and Female.
The latter is still up for debate though.

Dan_AKA_ROY23 · March 16, 2022, 08:12 AM

Let's hope Uncle Joe can finish his 1st term and hopefully last. The alternative is unacceptable.

pmartin · March 16, 2022, 08:53 AM

Quote from: Dan_AKA_ROY23 on March 16, 2022, 08:12 AMLet's hope Uncle Joe can finish his 1st term and hopefully last. The alternative is unacceptable.

Funny how earlier predictions of Biden's replacement haven't materialized.

mayday · March 16, 2022, 09:21 AM

Quote from: Jeff on March 16, 2022, 07:44 AMBlack, and Female.

Taint neither

Taint definition, place between an asshole and a puzzy

BrianP. · March 17, 2022, 05:09 PM

Quote from: pmartin on March 16, 2022, 08:53 AMFunny how earlier predictions of Biden's replacement haven't materialized.

Chit everyone is hoping the old senile bastard makes it. The alternative is worse. But you got to remember he is only 14 months in to a very tough demanding job. Honestly I still will be surprised if he makes it. They will definitely be sheltering him more and more. I can't remember any president being so inaccessible.

Jeff · March 18, 2022, 03:07 AM

Quote from: pmartin on March 16, 2022, 08:53 AMFunny how earlier predictions of Biden's replacement haven't materialized.

Everyone predicted she'd be horrible.
What else do you need?

CNCAppsJames · March 18, 2022, 10:31 PM

Quote from: pmartin on March 16, 2022, 08:53 AMFunny how earlier predictions of Biden's replacement haven't materialized.

I honestly don't think anyone truly knew exactly how inept she truly was. When I said she wasn't fit to be dog catcher. I was not exaggerating one bit. She literally sucked her way into public office here in Kommiefornistan. Willie Brown. Not that you can look it up anymore because the left has pretty much scrubbed the interwebz clean of this. but it is 100% undisputed fact. She's a whore and she's 2nd in command.