Newbeeee ??

[Incogneeto]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/ar-AA15vggS?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=534c1abbc8ec4727a9e0c5f7381f4075


Sorry My Bad.

I figured after the world cup he decided to blow his brains out.

Wrong end....or maybe not.

If it had gone off it would have been very "Messi"

[Shazam/TPP]

but the real question is... was he wearing a mask, and is he vaccinated with fourth booster!! have to be safe for all the people around him...

[Shazam/TPP]

Nurses in the ER have all sorts of tales about things up someones tail.... 

[Dan_AKA_ROY23]

Could have been a very Messi situation. rofl!!!!

[Jim at Gentex]

Hahahaha!
Imagine going to a hospital with an unexploded bomb up yer jacksy, and the front desk getting all huffy because "for everyone's safety, you have to wear a mask"....

George Carlin pointed out that very same thing years ago.

He astutely observed that when a death row inmate is about to be executed by lethal injection, they still swab his arm with alcohol...

"Don't want him to get a f'kin infection now, do we?"   

[BrianP.]

10bucks says @Incogneeto personally has more....

Free fiss. 😁

[Incogneeto]

Free fiss. 😁

Hey!!! When I say "Bang Bang" I mean it.!!!

[Incogneeto]

10bucks says @Incogneeto has more....

Been there, Done that, Got the T-Shirt.