That had to hurt

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mowens

June 15, 2023, 07:24 AM
"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." - Data

neurosis

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June 15, 2023, 07:47 AM
 :puke:
I'll go back to being a conservative, when conservatives go back to being conservative.

mowens

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June 15, 2023, 07:57 AM
My boss said it looks like a sweet potato. I told him thanks. I love a loaded sweet potato with my steak. Or did.
"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." - Data

ghuns

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June 15, 2023, 08:31 AM
It's be more impressive if he had passed it. :lol:
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RobertELee

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June 15, 2023, 09:38 AM
Quote from: ghuns on June 15, 2023, 08:31 AMIt's be more impressive if he had passed it. :lol:

Is that a sweet potato in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

ghuns

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June 15, 2023, 09:50 AM
Quote from: RobertELee on June 15, 2023, 09:38 AMIs that a sweet potato in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I have passed exactly one. 1/16"x3/16".

I know cause I fished that sucker outta the john after I stopped screaming like a girl and measured it. Then I looked at it under magnification and it looked like broken glass.

I had very minor symptoms prior so I didn't expect a shard of broken glass to come flyin outta my dick.

Scared the shit outta me.
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mowens

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June 15, 2023, 10:11 AM
Yeah; it's just not natural to see a rock shoot out the end of your wanger.

The largest one I've had was 17mm. It took 2 procedures to get it all out.
"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." - Data

Incogneeto

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June 15, 2023, 02:50 PM
Quote from: ghuns on June 15, 2023, 09:50 AMI have passed exactly one. 1/16"x3/16".

I know cause I fished that sucker outta the john after I stopped screaming like a girl and measured it. Then I looked at it under magnification and it looked like broken glass.

I had very minor symptoms prior so I didn't expect a shard of broken glass to come flyin outta my dick.

Scared the shit outta me.

Luckily you weren't otherwise engaged or you mighta shot your eye out. ;D
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