New chinavirus variant

[Jeff]

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-announces-deadly-new-electionyearicron-covid-variant?fbclid=IwAR0kkOHVq0b9Py50pszk9aTmpkV1djh9O7fYEcyb3mTM6FqlrMgeesVkKEo

"'Electionyearicron' is thought to be the most disruptive variant yet, and will be here all through 2024 until approximately November sixth," said Mr. Cohen. "So everyone, stay home and get ready to vote by mail!"

[Incogneeto]

That's ok!!!

Biden's gonna give everyone a $300 Check.

[CNCAppsJames]

In the airports I travel in I probably see 1 in ever 10-20 passengers wearing one.

I've only seen 2 or 3 flight attendants wearing them. No pilots.

[Tim Johnson]

That's ok!!!

Biden's gonna give everyone a $300 Check.

Is that a little help in replacing our gas stoves with electric ones?

[gcode]

Is that a little help in replacing our gas stoves with electric ones?

ceiling fans are next... in case no one told you, ceiling fans are the greatest danger to humanity since
the hydrogen bomb. They are literally killing the planet.

[Incogneeto]

ceiling fans are next... in case no one told you, ceiling fans are the greatest danger to humanity since
the hydrogen bomb. They are literally killing the planet.

I have heard ceiling fans have killed more Bald Eagles then those Big spinny things in The desert.

One of my ex wives wanted to hang from the ceiling fan during intercourse.

I told her "there is no possible way the ceiling fan could handle that much weight"

Killed two birds with one stone.

[Jim at Gentex]

Fukkin bedwetters here are starting to show in muzzles again.
And today, I saw one driving a car alone with the window up wearing one.

Yep, here too.
I was at Walmart the other day and saw a few...and not just elderly folks, but a few twenty-somethings.

At least they self-identify as maskholes, which saves me the time of deciding whether I want to talk to them or not. 

[Jim at Gentex]

Well there is a bit of hope on the COVID front, at least in my family.

Two years ago meh wife's older sis gave her a stern talking to about how she needed stop being so selfish and take the jab like everyone else.
My wife told her as kindly as she could to basically mind her own business and worry about her own medical decisions.

Finally, two years later, her sis posted on Facebook the other day that she is done with masks and vaccines. 
She has had COVID twice, even after having all of the jabs, and in fact she said the worst of the two cases she had was right after getting the booster.
She said from now on she simply intends to wash her hands often, and avoid close contact with people whenever possible.

My wife doesn't even need to say 'I told you so', because it is already strongly implied, and she is not the kind of person to rub it in.