Trouble in Paradise.

[neurosis]

I must have missed the announcement.

Today is "Sunbathing Day"      

Sounds like a good day to break out the bananahammock and join them. 

[Incogneeto]

Sounds like a good day to break out the bananahammock and join them. 

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.!!

LOL!! we have a church kitty corner (no pun intended).

She is in the middle of the church lawn facing the street.

When I left for the gas station she was on all fours reading a Book.

I told you "she likes attention"

Landlord and his son were here to Mow.

Fuckin Kid couldn't steer straight. Yard looks terrible.  

there's a red car parked about 20 yards behind her I'm waiting for a side swipe when they look back.

Bwahaaa!! PoPo says "what happened"??

I was just sitting here watching Texas Bend Over Michigan.(sorry Jeff)

Seriously , I would not spend a second alone in a Car or on the street.

She's a Maneater.

[Incogneeto]

Revised edition: 6 Hot and 15 Crazy.!!

[Incogneeto]

Soo, Had a chance to speak with one of my Girls on the other side of the Plex.

Sarah is a single mom two apartments over and above.

I was feeding my plants and said Hi!

she came over and started the conversation "What have you Heard?"

I said Wut??

She told me that fucking Stripper above me "Is A Fucking Nut!!"   

"She keeps digging dirt up across the Parking lot for VooDoo"  

I Laughed and Said "So I Shouldn't Hit it?"

LOL!! She gave me that Ex-Wife look.

Ya Know the one where she just finished burying your body.

She is probably the smartest 30 year old woman I have ever met.

She says "Dave I gotta go" I said "I love you too"

Sometimes that is how Neighbors, Good Neighbors look out for each other.