100 men vs one silverback gorilla!

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Quote from: Dan_AKA_ROY23 on May 06, 2025, 11:54 AMChuck Norris vs. silverback? No contest.

the gorilla would be picking his teeth with Chuck's bones

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Quote from: gcode on May 06, 2025, 03:11 PMthe gorilla would be picking his teeth with Chuck's bones
And looking for a snack afterwards. 🤣
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Only gorillas are vegetarians... LOL
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Quote from: Rstewart on May 06, 2025, 09:27 AMYeah, and gorillas actually have a pretty low stamina, like they're not running a 100yards.   Just run him down till till he's gassed and pile on.  many will be sacrificed, but 100 men would take the belt
Yeah, not much calories from eating bark, right @YoDoug 😁😁
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LOL@ comparing the cardio health of Gorillas to men. The average American man is 30%+ body fat with clogged arteries and can barely run for a minute without getting winded. Every month a fresh new set of UFC watching, high calorie dudes sign up for BJJ. The ones that stick it out eventually get in shape but for the first month they sound like they are going to die gasping for breath. I know because that's how I was when I started.
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Hold on....my fellow Circle Brothers and me are all in shape!
Granted, various shapes, but even so....  :beer:
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Hell, just standing is a struggle.
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"All it takes is someone sucking his dick. No one wants to fight after a blow job" - Me, trying to convince one of the other 99 guys to blow the gorilla before we fight him.
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