Irony or something close

[mowens]

My watch just congratulated me for new physical activity when I got up to throw away my chocolate cupcake wrapper.

[beej]

my first thought was, how did you get Bucky Cornstarch's watch?

[Incogneeto]

My watch just congratulated me for new physical activity when I got up to throw away my chocolate cupcake wrapper.

If you do that 10 times they call it a Set.


Go get another Cupcake!!

[RobertELee]

LOL last night my watch congratulated me on completing my activity when I grabbed the remote to change the channel.   

[neurosis]

I can't tell you how many times I completed my 10000 steps on the way to taking another piss

[Shazam/TPP]

you know if you fill a jar up with heavy whipping cream and shake it vigorously your watch will tell you you have a new exercise with the benefit of making fresh butter 

[beej]

I can get 15,000 steps in a single afternoon on my zero turn mower.

[Incogneeto]

you know if you fill a jar up with heavy whipping cream and shake it vigorously your watch will tell you you have a new exercise with the benefit of making fresh butter 

You are just trying to make an excuse for the Hand Motion.

You can also just say "I'm in Vegas at The Craps Table"

[neurosis]

I can get 15,000 steps in a single afternoon on my zero turn mower.

I had a fitbit that would record my driving to work as bicycle riding.

It was apparently the healthiest I've ever been.

[Incogneeto]

I had a fitbit that would record my driving to work as bicycle riding.

It was apparently the healthiest I've ever been.

Sooo You are an Old Man that drives about 10 mph??  LOL!!

[neurosis]

Sooo You are an Old Man that drives about 10 mph??  LOL!!

It would record it while I was driving to Spokane doing 75mph.

[Incogneeto]

It would record it while I was driving to Spokane doing 75mph.

You must have Lance Armstrongs watch.