100 men vs one silverback gorilla!

Started by YoDoug, May 02, 2025, 07:07 AM

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YoDoug

This topic is trending lately on social media. Who would win, 100 men against 1 silverback gorilla. Many arguments on both sides. I am not sure myself.

I guess if I was to believe gym bro science there is no way 1 plant eating gorilla could beat 100 high protein, high cholesterol, meat eating manly men! Surely the gorilla is weaker than it looks because it only eats inferior protein from plants.
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Jeff

The Silverback would tear thru 1000 men and ask for dessert.

rdshear

I'm pretty sure the gorilla would tear them apart in hand to hand combat (No weapons).

Zoffen

Only way for 100 men to win is to pile on the silverback. There will be a sacraficial layer of bro's but 25k lbs of men thats the only way i'd see the humans winning in fair hand to hand combat. 

However I wouldn't be surprised if the humans could never get enough weight on him to pin him down and the silverback still wins.

Maybe all 100 charge at once?
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Leehound

Quote from: YoDoug on May 02, 2025, 07:07 AMThis topic is trending lately on social media. Who would win, 100 men against 1 silverback gorilla. Many arguments on both sides. I am not sure myself.

I guess if I was to believe gym bro science there is no way 1 plant eating gorilla could beat 100 high protein, high cholesterol, meat eating manly men! Surely the gorilla is weaker than it looks because it only eats inferior protein from plants.
Are you volunteering to be part of the 100? 100 plant plant eaters should have no problem. :smoke:
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mkd

What does a silverback weight, 400lbs?
What does 100 men weight, 18,000 lbs?
The math is clear.
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Del.

Must have ran out of Hot Sauce and Hennessey!
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mowens

I read where a primate expert said that a gorilla would look at the situation and nope out of there. He also said chimpanzees are the crazy ones.
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Rstewart

Yeah, and gorillas actually have a pretty low stamina, like they're not running a 100yards.   Just run him down till till he's gassed and pile on.  many will be sacrificed, but 100 men would take the belt
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Dan_AKA_ROY23

Chuck Norris vs. silverback? No contest.
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Smit

Quote from: mowens on May 05, 2025, 03:13 PMI read where a primate expert said that a gorilla would look at the situation and nope out of there. He also said chimpanzees are the crazy ones.

Chimpanzees are really assholes. They bully the weak, go to war with other tribes, and are very territorial.
Gorilla's are gentle Giants.

Del.

Quote from: Smit on May 06, 2025, 11:58 AMChimpanzees are really assholes. They bully the weak, go to war with other tribes, and are very territorial.
Gorilla's are gentle Giants.

So are pit bulls. Until they eat the baby!!!
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Bucky Cornstarch

Clyde from Every Which Way But Loose was an orangutan and he seemed like a pretty chill dude.



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Dan_AKA_ROY23

Orangutans are 'weaker' than gorillas. They can toss around engine blocks like beach balls.