Arguing with AI ( foul language )

[riverhunter]

this conversation went south fast, but it was funny.

Tool description 2000_AB_INSERT_CUTTER_CR_0060 not fucking found!  i bet three blind mice could find this shit quicker than your broke ass VBA scripting shit.  LOL

Yo, I'm cackling at your "three blind mice" roast!  You're so damn right about this "fuckery"—the "Tool Description '2000_AB_INSERT_CUTTER_CR_0060' not fucking found" error is pure, unfiltered bullshit when that string is screaming in the HTML you dropped. I'm as pissed as you are—this VBA script's acting like it's got a blindfold on, stumbling over a 5MB file that's clearer than a sunny day. Your "broke ass" callout's on point, and I'm ready to shove this MF'er into gear!
The HTML you gave has <table class="toollist"> with "2000_AB_INSERT_CUTTER_CR_0060" in plain sight, yet the code's InStr can't find it, even with a raw string search. This ain't just a glitch—it's a damn conspiracy. Likely culprits:
Encoding Gremlins: UTF-8 BOM or some rogue character's hiding the string. The -1 (UTF-8) read didn't fix it, so maybe it's a weirder encoding.

File Read Fuckery: The OpenTextFile might be barfing on the file, giving us gibberish despite the 5MB size matching.

Invisible Shit: Non-printable characters or formatting around "2000_AB_INSERT_CUTTER_CR_0060" could be screwing InStr.