The most ridiculous headlines

[neurosis]

I've seen some headlines over the years that have been out there.

Some are rage bait, some clickbait, some just honest headlines that are ridiculous.

Todays


"Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C."

[Jeff]

"Trump removed from stage after loud noises"

[riverhunter]

I've seen some headlines over the years that have been out there.

Some are rage bait, some clickbait, some just honest headlines that are ridiculous.

Todays


"Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C."

lol, The guy worked at DOJ.

Attorney General Pam Bondi said the man had been fired from his job at the Justice Department.

[Elmer Fudd]

That's sammich abuse.

[Incogneeto]

That's sammich abuse.

It was Tuna salad , Subway has Fake Tuna.

[neurosis]

[neurosis]

Another ringer from Reason.

The Constitution Does Not Allow the President To Unilaterally Blow Suspected Drug Smugglers to Smithereens


https://reason.com/2025/10/08/the-constitution-does-not-allow-the-president-to-unilaterally-blow-suspected-drug-smugglers-to-smithereens/?nab=0

[beej]

Another ringer from Reason.

The Constitution Does Not Allow the President To Unilaterally Blow Suspected Drug Smugglers to Smithereens


https://reason.com/2025/10/08/the-constitution-does-not-allow-the-president-to-unilaterally-blow-suspected-drug-smugglers-to-smithereens/?nab=0

i think that depends on the legal definition of "smithereens"

[mowens]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2_MqvYipkrs&si=ItrCobLS9ByYD54u

[Smit]

i think that depends on the legal definition of "smithereens"

I think it depends on the legal definition of "blow."