Has everyone braced themselves for the rapture today?!?

[neurosis]

If anyone wants to sell their stuff for cheap, let me know. 


Woman who sold house believing world will change as we know it tomorrow explains why she's convinced

https://www.newsnationnow.com/religion/what-is-rapture-why-expecting-rapturetok/

"People have started selling their belongings in preparation of a prophecy called 'the rapture'

A woman has explained why she's convinced the world is ending, as we know it, tomorrow (23 September).

Apparently, numerous people around the world believe that we are nearing the end of life as we know it, according to a Christian prophecy.

It all began when a South African Pastor named Joshua Mhlakela claimed that God will be coming to 'rescue the Christians out of the world' on both 23 and 24 September."

[Jeff]

If the world was ending, what's the purpose of selling her stuff?

[Elmer Fudd]

Told my wife it was rapture day and she said "Again?"

[neurosis]

If the world was ending, what's the purpose of selling her stuff?

That's a really good point. 

I saw a guy being interviewed yesterday who said he sold his cars.

[Smit]

It all began when a South African Pastor named Joshua Mhlakela claimed that God will be coming to 'rescue the Christians out of the world' on both 23 and 24 September."

That would be a good thing for everybody!

[Newbeeee™]

If the world was ending, what's the purpose of selling her stuff?

Doncha go all logical here.....

[beej]

the rapture is modern construct and protestant wishful thinking. #Provemewrong

[Jeff]

Is the Hale-Bopp comet making another go around the Earth?

[Zoffen]

Still here. Must have slept in....

[YoDoug]

This is what comes to mind when I hear the word rapture.

[CNCAppsJames]

#NoManKnowsTheDayOrTheHour

#ProveMeWrong

[mowens]

Is this a religious my dad can beat up your dad?

How about we don't debate whose religion is best? How about we allow each other to believe what we believe unmolested?

Unless what you believe involves human sacrifice, cannibalism. or animals being used without their consent, of course.

[CNCAppsJames]

Is this a religious my dad can beat up your dad?

Not sure. I took it as yet another false prophet got it wrong, yet again. A true, grounded in The Word of God, Bible believing Christian would never believe such a thing.

The Bible literally and exactly spells it out... and I quote "no man knows the day or the hour".

 It could happen when I hit post, or it could happen in 10,000 years, or a million years. Nobody knows. The Bible is also clear that there will be signs that it is imminent. 

 That said, God's immediate and our imminent are two completely different things. 

[mowens]

So, does that mean that you are in the rapture is real camp?

[ghuns]

Annnnnnnd lemmme guess...

We're all still here?