Government Shutdown

[beej]

Imagine how difficult it is for someone like myself, who is never wrong.

holy cow! I hadn't put it together yet. Rush Limbaugh, is that you?

[jstell]

Imagine how difficult it is for someone like myself, who is never wrong.

Great, given your prolific use of profile pronouns and your quoted claim, you should be able to riddle me this:
What does the non-binary person do in the bathroom?

[Del.]

Great, given your prolific use of profile pronouns and your quoted claim, you should be able to riddle me this:
What does the non-binary person do in the bathroom?

They struggle to decide whether to stand piss or sit down and piss.

[jstell]

They struggle to decide whether to stand piss or sit down and piss.

You should always sit down to pee - it's just so much more relaxing, and you can rest your beer on your knee!

[Elmer Fudd]

And your old enough to not trust that fart at the end.

[Del.]

You should always sit down to pee - it's just so much more relaxing, and you can rest your beer on your knee!

You won't after you flush your balls down the toilet.

[Del.]

And your old enough to not trust that fart at the end.

I even worry about the hiccups now. 😝

[mowens]

You won't after you flush your balls down the toilet.

If you've ever seen a naked 80 year old man who wore boxers all his life you would never wear them again.

[jstell]

You won't after you flush your balls down the toilet.

Now we're really learning about each other.  You don't stand up before you flush?!?

[Del.]

Now we're really learning about each other.  You don't stand up before you flush?!?

Not on a double flush. 😂

[jstell]

I even worry about the hiccups now. 😝

And don't ever fart and sneeze at the same time!

[Del.]

And don't ever fart and sneeze at the same time!

How old are you Jstell? How long have you been on the forum?

[Bucky Cornstarch]

reality must be extremely painful for you 

Remind us again, who won the 2020 election?

[jstell]

How old are you Jstell? How long have you been on the forum?

Let's just say I was old enough to drink when I trained in Draft V6.  Have been generating code and modifying posts since V8 and V9 and they were current versions when I was using them.
I've been an observer on this forum for years, only created an account because Dylan was here discussing 2026 version release and features.  But I only had the Industrial tab saved as my landing spot, so I didn't figure out there was this whole other loony tunes side show for another little while.  And then I was just blown away by some of the stuff being said by some of the folks I've 'known' from my participation on other mastercam forums.  Figured it's fair game to yank their chains a bit.

[gcode]

Remind us again, who won the 2020 election?

Donald Trump