Where's BuckySheHimHerHisSmithead.... gunna pop at teh science....

[Newbeeee™]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1987934573683237200

[Brian]

LOL! My wife assures me that having to sit down to pee is a "better-than-even-trade" in exchange for the ability to have multiple orgasms on a regular and frequent(!) basis.

But I'll be sure to share your link with her in the hopes that she'll learn that she's been wrong all these years....

[neurosis]

him: what was I doing when you had the orgasm so I'll know what to do next time

her: you were in the bathroom brushing your teeth. 

[Brian]

him: what was I doing when you had the orgasm so I'll know what to do next time

her: you were in the bathroom brushing your teeth. 

Right! I should clarify that I wasn't attempting to take credit for said "Big O's".... remember, coincidence/correlation/causation.... there is a difference!

[Brian]

Another favorite:

Q: "Do you smoke after sex?"

A: "I dunno, I'll have to check next time."

[Brian]

We need a little more PG-13 humor after all this raunch:

Nervous passenger to stewardess: "How often do these planes crash?"

Stewardess: "Oh, only once!"

[jstell]

You heard about the new planes they're making that don't crash.  They go boing boing boing instead.