How to avoid paying minimum wages

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SuperHoneyBadger

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November 14, 2025, 07:10 AM
Quote from: Zoffen on November 13, 2025, 07:07 PMIf a robot is accessorized as female but operated by a male, does that make me gay?

Rule of thumb: There is no gay — if it looks pretty, FUCK IT!
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mowens

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November 14, 2025, 07:27 AM
Quote from: Zoffen on November 13, 2025, 07:07 PMIf a robot is accessorized as female but operated by a male, does that make me gay?

Only if you let it touch your pee pee.
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Brian

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November 14, 2025, 07:52 AM
Quote from: Zoffen on November 13, 2025, 07:07 PMIt turns out its just remotely operated by a person.


LOL! I read somewhere that AI really stands for "another Indian"
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Brian

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November 14, 2025, 08:12 AM
Remember that gender fluidity is an inherent property of humanoid robots-it's that "binary" thing that everyone already knows about with computers! All you have to do is flip the gender bit from 0 to 1, and power cycle it, and Bob's yer uncle! No more worries about being gay (or straight, depending on your persuasion), and as an extra added bonus, it's now at least twice as easy to get a date on Friday night! I guess you could say you can now take all comers!
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Zoffen

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November 14, 2025, 11:21 AM
Quote from: Brian on November 14, 2025, 08:12 AMRemember that gender fluidity is an inherent property of humanoid robots-it's that "binary" thing that everyone already knows about with computers! All you have to do is flip the gender bit from 0 to 1, and power cycle it, and Bob's yer uncle! No more worries about being gay (or straight, depending on your persuasion), and as an extra added bonus, it's now at least twice as easy to get a date on Friday night! I guess you could say you can now take all comers!

There will be a "Let us Decide" mode for those nights....
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mowens

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November 14, 2025, 11:30 AM
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"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." - Data

neurosis

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November 14, 2025, 11:32 AM
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I'll go back to being a conservative, when conservatives go back to being conservative.

Zoffen

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November 14, 2025, 11:44 AM
In soviet russion robot command you!
Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.

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jstell

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November 14, 2025, 01:23 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 14, 2025, 08:12 AMyou can now take all comers!
I think it is spelled with a "u" not "o".
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Brian

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November 14, 2025, 01:48 PM
Quote from: jstell on November 14, 2025, 01:23 PMI think it is spelled with a "u" not "o".

Doh!
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jstell

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November 14, 2025, 02:06 PM Last Edit: November 14, 2025, 02:24 PM by jstell
Quote from: neurosis on November 14, 2025, 11:32 AMI think they modeled that one after me on a night of too much drinking.
Well, the AI does have to learn from a data set, and that one would be readily available!  (Not saying you, but over there.)
За здоровье! (za zdah-ROHV-yuh): The most common and literal translation for "to your health!"
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