Woman Gets Farted on in Grocery Store - Has Complete Meltdown!

[neurosis]

 


You can't tell me that there isn't a compelling argument for disliking people like this? 

[ghuns]

I can tell you who she voted for.

[Jeff]

She got cropdusted. Big deal.
But as Adam said, of course they have to document (chronicle) every emotion on the internet.

People like her have to whip up some tears before they turn the camera on so they get sympathy views.

This is hilarious!


Farts are never not funny.

[neurosis]

Farts are never not funny.

That's not always true.

Fart on someone in prison, and you'll get the shit beat out of you. That's never funny.

Making a video of you crying because you've been farted on in public is funny.  lol.

[Zoffen]

The real question is, how many times has this lady cropdusted someone?

the only way to explain this is as a confession through projection...

[mowens]

I think I would have said "Well Done" to the culprit.

[jstell]

I think I would have said "Well Done" to the culprit.

I think the correct response is (hand cupped to ear):
"What's that, asshole?  Your voice has changed but your breath's the same."

[Bucky Cornstarch]

Adam Carolla is perhaps the only conservative with a sense of humor. Plus, he's into Datsun 510s and vintage Porsche race cars, so he's obviously got at least some of his priorities in order.

Hopefully the lesbian couple sues Albertsons so the story gains more traction. 🤣

[Smit]

I'm glad Adam has a show of his own. I always thought he was funnier than Jimmy Kimmel on the man show.

I had a guy I worked with come into my office to fart on me. Pissed me right off. I grabbed a can of air freshener and drenched him with it.

Yes, I had air freshener for when I farted in my office. But I always thought my farts had a more pleasant odor than other people had so it was alright. 

A video for nastalgia.

[mowens]

Del once said "never trust a fart after fifty". I have found that to be sound advice.

[MIL-TFP-41]

If I knew I could get that kind of reaction I would skip farting and go straight to shitting my pants just to see it live. Underwear is cheap. Offending someone to the point of tears - priceless. 

[Leehound]

I learned years ago that strategic farting can be really useful. My wife and I frequently shop together and I can get really impatient. To move my wife along, a well place SBD will always do the trick.

Unfortunately, with my high protein low carb diet, I can no longer fart at will. I am sure Yodoug doesn't have that problem.