Is it time........

[mowens]

to have my kids take me to the vet and have me put down?

This just happened. I had to go pee. I'm standing at the urinal; 3 urinals down there's another old guy. We stand there; and stand there. He looks over at me and I look at him. I said "every year it takes a little longer". He responded, "but now you get to go more often". To which I replied, "only at night".

Then we had a spirited conversation about the irritation of waking up an hour before your alarm because you have to pee. I told him that I was using two alarms; one set for 3 or 4 hours so I can pee and my regular get up time.

He looked at me with wonder and said, "that's fucking brilliant!". I told him it's still experimental. I had to get up twice last night.

So I have these kinds of conversations and my balls touch the water when I sit on a toilet. If I were a dog it would be curtains.

[Newbeeee™]

My 'ol chap swears by saw palmetto tablets....takes one a day and said it helps