MAGA Halftime Show

Started by Bucky Cornstarch, February 04, 2026, 10:54 AM

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Bucky Cornstarch

In the "you cant make this shit up" category:

MAGA Halftime Show

We know, we know, you haven't watched the NFL since Kapernick did that thing. Anyway, this might be just what some of you need.

jstell

I'm only watching it if there's a holographic Charlie Kirk.  And drumpf dances with it.
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Smit

Hard to believe Ted Nugent isn't in the line up.

Maybe he doesn't play any more? :headscratch:

Or maybe he'd just clash with all the country guys.

jstell

I don't see Lee greenwood on the list - maybe a surprise guest appearance?


Rstewart

10 - 15 of us will be watching the Turning Point halftime show here in my shop on the 12' screen.

Who TF that watches Football wants to watch some queer ass wearing a dress mumble Hispanic "songs"
BTW Roger Goodell is a bitch


The lineup for Turning point halftime has some fuckin bangers 
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mowens

I will be driving home so I won't see any of it. I wouldn't watch the halftime show and I sure TF wouldn't watch Kid Rock anyway.
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Smit

Quote from: mowens on February 04, 2026, 05:52 PMI will be driving home so I won't see any of it. I wouldn't watch the halftime show and I sure TF wouldn't watch Kid Rock anyway.

I had Kid Rocks song "Cowboy" on my daily play list at work. One of my coworkers heard it and brought in a Kid Rock album for me to listen to so I gave it a trial run.

Yuck.  :secret:
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Bucky Cornstarch

Quote from: Rstewart on February 04, 2026, 05:08 PM10 - 15 of us will be watching the Turning Point halftime show here in my shop on the 12' screen.

Who TF that watches Football wants to watch some queer ass wearing a dress mumble Hispanic "songs"
BTW Roger Goodell is a bitch.

The lineup for Turning point halftime has some fuckin bangers 

I do, lil' Stewie, I do. Just so you know, I like my men extra manly, so your sexy tough guy talk has me more than a little excited.

Plus, you said bangers. Soooo hot  :wub:
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mowens

I was a fan of Kid Rock.  In 1999.
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Smit

Quote from: mowens on February 04, 2026, 09:32 PMI was a fan of Kid Rock.  In 1999.

Yeah. That's what I said.  :fish:

"I wanna be a Cowboy Baaaby."  :lol:

neurosis

I've never been a fan of Kid Rock. 

I had a friend who overplayed his stuff to the point of ridiculousness. I think he thought he was the Cowboy.
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neurosis

I guess it makes sense now?  :lol:

Kid Rock:  "Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see  Some say that's statutory But I say it's mandatory."
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Rstewart