I'm a genius. Like Wile E. Coyote

[mowens]

A couple of months ago I decided to try my hand at investing.
I opened a Schwab account and invested a total of about $300; a couple of highly speculative stalks and Exxon.
Apparently, my timing was perfect, if my goal was to immediately lose money.
Today, however, I have turned a corner! I am ahead by 3 whole dollars. YIPPEE!!
I apologize for the coming market crash that is sure to happen.

[Incogneeto]

Nope...

Wile E. Coyote was a "Super Genius"

[CNCAppsJames]

Soooooooper Genius!

[Here's Johnny!]

They use to kid around about the eastern block immigrants..."Strong like bull, smart like streetcar"....

[CNCAppsJames]

I heard "Strong like bull. Sharp like bowling ball."

[Rstewart]

I threw a few hundred at a Mining company trying to align itself as the new Silver supplier. 
Went to the moon for like 6 days, should have sold.   Now it's in the dirt 🤣

[jstell]

Pillar of society.  Dumb as a post.

[Here's Johnny!]

We had a high school teacher who use to refer to the odd looking or lower class individuals "isn't that a fine looking specimen of a human being"....

Another one of my friends says to me one day at a local event.. "look at those guys over there....if brains were leather they couldn't saddle a mosquito between the bunch of them"...