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[TSmcam]

I like mint M&M's....

[jstell]

After I typed that sentence, it dawned on me that I would make a good leader.

So, when ya runnin'?

[Newbeeee™]

good luck with that today.  seriously.
The system has been rigged.  Trickle down is the motto that f'd us all.  Boomers get blamed because they did live in a time (when as pointed out, the rest of the world had been bombed to hell and we had created the most productive industrial economy in the history of the world) when there was real growth opportunity making real stuff.
Problem is then they started changing the rules, to keep more of what they had.  The generation that saw the interstate system get built just kept reducing the marginal tax rate as they watched our infrastructure crumble.  Government printing money driving inflation and now it's just too expensive to replace crumbling bridges.  So let's argue about that until it's two or six times more expensive.  Brilliant!

It could be argued.... that the "leaders" needed bodies, to build the machine, to make the MiL to go to war etc.... and then as time has moved on, and all countries are now captured, "we aren't needed"....

[mowens]

So, when ya runnin'?

I haven't killed enough brain cells yet but I'm working on it.

[jstell]

Dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it.

I know a guy who, while doing his rotations in med school, was doing his patient rounds one morning a little after deer season in the midwest, and stopped in on a middle-aged guy with a broken leg.  G'mornin'. Mornin' to ya. How's it going? 
His response:  Well, I could be still in bed but I have to come in and check on guys like you who get drunk and fall out of their tree stand.
It brightened the guy's day to have a little chuckle at his own expense, since he was just going to be stuck there for a bit.

[Rstewart]

Three years ago I was field dressing a deer and it was Cold AF.  Couldn't really feel my hands, coupled with a new knife...

I had to finish removing all the organs, drag it's 150lb ass into the truck, drive to the processor, and then drive to the ER.

6 stitches later I asked the doc if a blood transfusion with a white tail was hazardous.  He said you could start growing Antlers 😂
Jokes aside, he said I was most likely okay, and I was.