Canada: thee 51st state

[mkd]

And the great VDH

[SuperHoneyBadger]

Secondly, those "strippers" could pass for sasquatch. Clearly they have NEVER seen a razor. 

It's the French Canadian peelers you want to visit. Farther west you run the risk of a chick from Manitoba, and Winnipeg Wendy isn't what you want to see even half naked. I can see how someone might come away scarred for life.