You know you're getting old when

[gcode]

I'm starting to wonder if Incog is one of those old men who walks around malls with mirrors taped to the top of his shoes.      

that's so old school.. perverts use micro cameras and video recorders now

[Del.]

You know you are getting old when you walk into Hooters and say. " Man these girls are just Too young "

[JParis]

You know you are getting old when you walk into Hooters and say. " Man these girls are just Too young "

For real...I have only been into a Hooters once...I was in St Louis in 2004 for NX training...me and another guy staying in the same hotel heaed over...at that time I was 34 and even at THAT point I felt like a dirty old man...

[Incogneeto]

I'm starting to wonder if Incog is one of those old men who walks around malls with mirrors taped to the top of his shoes.      

Nope ,Dark Sunglasses and a white cane.







With a mirror taped on it.




"tap tap tappity" ..."Ohh excuse me miss", Can you tell me which way to Victorias Secret???  

"I'm trying to find a present for my grand daughter".....Can you help???        

[Incogneeto]

You know you are getting old when you walk into Hooters and say. " Man these girls are just Too young "

Couple a beers and they are "Old Enough"

If I walk in and they give me shit and flirt and Joke.

I tip the shit out of them .

I don't walk in trying to take one home.

Fun and Play is more than enough.

I walk away Happy and she walks away Happy $$$.

and no one regrets it in the morning.

No hands and no disrespect.

if you can appreciate a beautiful woman it doesn't make you a perv.

if you act on it, it does.

Now any woman in my age group, Is fair game. Bwahahahahah.....Hi ST !!!!!

JK Neuro.

[Del.]

  I thought you only went for the hot wings

[Incogneeto]

I thought you only went for the hot wings

Wings, Breasts, Thighs. I'm Not picky.

[Jeff]

all your favorite porn stars are dead or in jail.

Are you missing The Hedgehog? 

[Bruce Caulley]

You know you're getting old when

.....you realise ome day that you have children that are older than you.

[neurosis]

.....you realise ome day that you have children that are older than you.

that makes absolutely no sense. 

[Del.]

that makes absolutely no sense. 

Just like an old man I worked with who said he lost a '39 Dodge in the '37 flood. 

[Incogneeto]

I still think I'm early 20 something at the oldest.
Eldest daughter is 31.... (stop perving Incog....😬)

Can I call you "Dad"??

[neurosis]

You just want to call him daddy

[Incogneeto]

You just want to call him daddy

After the wedding, who Cares??

P.S. The bride's parents traditionally pay for the wedding.

Ahemmm....."OPEN BAR"!!!!!!!!!!

Play nice and I will let you be a groomsman.

I'mma gonna ask "baby" to be The Best man.

#butthurtNeuro

Can you imagine Newbeeee giving away the bride??

That would be like The Americans kicking British Ass Twice.

[mowens]

I was working in Dallas, driving back to Wichita every two weeks. My step daughter was going to school in OKC. She worked at Hooters there. I stopped in on my way to Dallas one time to say hi. I have never felt so akward. On the one hand all of her coworkers came over at once to say hi, along with her of course. Surroumded by college girls in skimpy outfits sounds pretty good until one of them is your daughter. Never felt so skeevy. Didn't go back.