75 Hard: A tactical guide to winning the war with yourself

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Del.

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Quote from: Del. on April 12, 2023, 02:15 PM3 just gets me warmed up.

I shouldn't be laughing at this. When I drove down to Florida, I made double the amount of stops that I used to when I was younger. On the way back to Tennessee, there was a traffic jam going through Atlanta. If you have ever been through Atlanta you know that you have to get all the way through before you can take an exit. By the the time I got to an exit, my back teeth were floating big time. I get to the first gas station and I notice another old codger get out of his car. He had that same look on his face that I had. I picked my pace up and decided he was not getting to the bathroom before me. I beat that race!  ;D
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Del.

Quote from: Leehound on April 12, 2023, 03:03 PMI shouldn't be laughing at this. When I drove down to Florida, I made double the amount of stops that I used to when I was younger. On the way back to Tennessee, there was a traffic jam going through Atlanta. If you have ever been through Atlanta you know that you have to get all the way through before you can take an exit. By the the time I got to an exit, my back teeth were floating big time. I get to the first gas station and I notice another old codger get out of his car. He had that same look on his face that I had. I picked my pace up and decided he was not getting to the bathroom before me. I beat that race!  ;D

I would have shoved the old bastard. Lol
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Del.

Prepping for my Colonoscopy tomorrow.

Boy! I'm getting my running in tonight.
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Del.

After prepping for colonoscopy and sitting in bed waiting, they wouldn't do it because I smoked some weed the night before. Ain't that the shit.
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mowens

If you think the colonoscopy prep is bad, wait till you get colon cancer. Your goal for the first several days will be squeezing out a fart.

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Del.

Quote from: mowens on April 14, 2023, 11:52 AMIf you think the colonoscopy prep is bad, wait till you get colon cancer. Your goal for the first several days will be squeezing out a fart.

On the eighth day after surgery I finally got a saltine cracker.

I'll risk it.

Del.

If they refuse anesthesia to people who have smoked some weed then procedures will plummet. It pissed me off. I was truthful as I should have been.  3-4 puffs 15 hrs before a sedation is not dangerous. 

thad

Quote from: Del. on April 14, 2023, 12:06 PMIf they refuse anesthesia to people who have smoked some weed then procedures will plummet. It pissed me off. I was truthful as I should have been.  3-4 puffs 15 hrs before a sedation is not dangerous. 

You'd think something like that would be covered in the prep instructions.
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Del.

Quote from: thad on April 14, 2023, 05:06 PMYou'd think something like that would be covered in the prep instructions.

It kinda is. They have done 3 before under same circumstances. I didn't smoke a Kilo.
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neurosis

Now that I finally have a primary care physician I notice that my 'mychart' say's that I am past due for a colonoscopy.    :o

I'm not exactly sure that I want one yet.   :lol: 

If I do get one, I'll make sure to tell them that I didn't smoke any weed.
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