Here's something I thought I'd never say.

[mowens]

I cut myself shaving today. On the little toe of my left foot.

I put the razor back on the little shelf then accidently jostled it. The razor fell blade down and nicked a little junk off my little toe.

Sucker bled like a head wound.

[Smit]

Damn the bad luck!

[gcode]

I cut myself shaving today. On the little toe of my left foot.

I put the razor back on the little shelf then accidently jostled it. The razor fell blade down and nicked a little junk off my little toe.

Sucker bled like a head wound.

could have been much worse... there are other things it could have nicked on the way down to your toe 
It could have nicked some junk off your junk

[mowens]

could have been much worse... there are other things it could have nicked on the way down to your toe 
It could have nicked some junk off your junk

Little buddy was shriveled up tight!

[beej]

do all toolmakers stick their foot out to break the fall of tools before hitting the concrete? I know I do, and I've caught a kitchen knife in the foot more than once because of that habit.

[neurosis]

What the hell goes on in here when I'm away?   lol

[RobertELee]

do all toolmakers stick their foot out to break the fall of tools before hitting the concrete? I know I do, and I've caught a kitchen knife in the foot more than once because of that habit.

I thought it was just me....

[Incogneeto]

NEVER EVER LAUGH AT INCOG AGAIN !!

I may not have 100% of My Fingers...

But I have ALL of my Toes.

[Incogneeto]

I cut myself shaving today. On the little toe of my left foot.

I put the razor back on the little shelf then accidently jostled it. The razor fell blade down and nicked a little junk off my little toe.

Sucker bled like a head wound.

At Least it wasn't your trigger finger Barney.

[mkd]

Glad nobody nicked a 'roid shavingtheir bunghole.

[Incogneeto]

Glad nobody nicked a 'roid shavingtheir bunghole.

There is only ONE person on this forum that might have that problem......

[Incogneeto]

I do believe there comes a time......

When Sharp objects may need to removed from Old Codgers grasps.


Says the Guy who's Motorcycle Fell on Him.

I had one o' those Schick slide in the side Razors.

I was shaving (at 20) not much.

Slipped that sucker in and 3/8" of my booger picker was hanging by a flap.

If I could post a pic on this screwed up Forum.

You would be impressed.


"Chicks Dig Scars" The Replacements.(Keanu Reeves)

[Incogneeto]

I cut myself shaving today. On the little toe of my left foot.

I put the razor back on the little shelf then accidently jostled it. The razor fell blade down and nicked a little junk off my little toe.

Sucker bled like a head wound.

On top of all the jokes.

I'm glad you shared with us.

Everyone has Oops moments.

Would Love a Pic of your Toe wrapped up like a Mortal Wound!!LOL!!

[neurosis]

There is only ONE person on this forum that might have that problem......

Take some pepto before you binge drink so you don't get the brew poo's.    

[Incogneeto]

Take some pepto before you binge drink so you don't get the brew poo's.    

You are the only one that knew about that Shatz video porn shit.

And I left it open just to see who the first one would be to comment.


You Won !!!