Joke of the day

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kccadcam

June 29, 2023, 04:58 PM
Let's hear it....



Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic???

He would lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog.....  🙃
KC

A Million seconds is 12 Days
A Billion seconds is 31 Years
A Trillion seconds is 31,688 Years

kccadcam

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June 29, 2023, 05:07 PM
Humanity researches AI,
Humanity perfect AI,
AI Perfects itself,
AI enslaves humanity,
Solar Flare disables AI,
Humanity worships Sun God.....
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KC

A Million seconds is 12 Days
A Billion seconds is 31 Years
A Trillion seconds is 31,688 Years

neurosis

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June 29, 2023, 05:14 PM
Oh man, we need a joke of the day thread so bad.  lol
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I'll go back to being a conservative, when conservatives go back to being conservative.

Brian

#3
June 29, 2023, 05:54 PM
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
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Leehound

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June 29, 2023, 06:45 PM
Joe Biden
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kccadcam

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June 29, 2023, 06:45 PM
We need a repository for memes,
At least a terabyte.🤣
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KC

A Million seconds is 12 Days
A Billion seconds is 31 Years
A Trillion seconds is 31,688 Years

Brian

#6
June 29, 2023, 07:15 PM
As my friend Peter (RIP) liked to say: 5/3rds of Americans don't understand fractions!
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Del.

#7
June 30, 2023, 03:48 AM
Alright guys. Let's pair up in threes.
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gcode

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June 30, 2023, 04:55 AM
Joe Biden

Smit

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June 30, 2023, 07:52 AM
Conservative Republican :)

Smit

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June 30, 2023, 08:14 AM
The 3 legged pig

One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, "Excuse me, but why does that pig only have 3 legs?"

"Well," said the farmer, "that pig is very special. One time my wife was cooking something she stepped out of the kitchen and it caught on fire. No one in the house knew about it but the pig, and he saved me, my wife, and my 2 kids."

"That's amazing!" said the man, but why does the pig only have three legs?"

"Well, there was that time the pig saw a big storm coming and we didn't. The pig ran into the house and dragged us out to the storm cellar. If it weren't for that pig we would all be dead."

"But still, that doesn't explain why the pig only has 3 legs."

"And I remember the time my youngest son was stuck up a tree, but I was too far away to hear his cries for help. The pig ran to me and led me to where he was."

"Well, that is a miracle, but how come that pig only has 3 legs?" the man said quite annoyed at this point.

"Well," said the farmer, "with a pig that special... you have to eat 'em real slow."
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gcode

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June 30, 2023, 08:31 AM
Quote from: Smit on June 30, 2023, 07:52 AMConservative Republican :)

and proud of it

Smit

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June 30, 2023, 08:47 AM
Quote from: Smit on June 30, 2023, 07:52 AMConservative Republican :)

Quote from: gcode on June 30, 2023, 08:31 AMand proud of it

Oh I know you are. :)
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neurosis

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June 30, 2023, 08:51 AM
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?









Because it was a little horse.


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I'll go back to being a conservative, when conservatives go back to being conservative.

gcode

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June 30, 2023, 10:32 AM
Quote from: Smit on June 30, 2023, 08:47 AMOh I know you are. :)

you don't know shit  :whistle:
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