Tempting fate.

[mowens]

I'm going to my grandson's graduation in June, just outside of Tacoma.

So far, the best flight I've found is a non-stop from Wichita to Seattle.

On Alaska Airlines.

[YoDoug]

MEH, even with Boeing's issues as of late, flying is still the statistically safest way to travel.

I just flew from FL to MN yesterday. The airport was crazy busy. I would bet that yesterdays wait times to check a bag and through security were probably longer than the last 5 trips FL combined. Normally it's like 10 minutes to check a bag and get through security. Yesterday was over an hour.

[RobertELee]

You're more at risk going to Seattle than you are flying.

[Incogneeto]

I'm going to my grandson's graduation in June, just outside of Tacoma.

So far, the best flight I've found is a non-stop from Wichita to Seattle.

On Alaska Airlines.

I have heard they used to just take Old People out and Put them on a Slab of Ice and Let them go.

Maybe this is Better?

[mowens]

While they're still alive?
This would be quicker, for sure.

[Del.]

Ask for a seat close to door. 😂

[Incogneeto]

Ask for a seat close to door. 😂

Laughing My Ass Off!!

Good one Del!!

[Incogneeto]

I'm going to my grandson's graduation in June, just outside of Tacoma.

So far, the best flight I've found is a non-stop from Wichita to Seattle.

On Alaska Airlines.

I'm going to Vegas for a Savannah Banana's Game.

Betcha I have more Fun!! Late June.

[RobertELee]

I'm going to Vegas for a Savannah Banana's Game.

Betcha I have more Fun!! Late June.

Sounds like a sausage fest.

[mowens]

Ask for a seat close to door. 😂

If I tell them I work for Spirit, they may make me sit on the wing.

[Incogneeto]

If I tell them I work for Spirit, they may make me sit on the wing.

"First Class" !!

[gcode]

If I tell them I work for Spirit, they may make me sit on the wing.

No... they'll make you hold onto that loose door panel so it doesn't blow out.

[Incogneeto]

No... they'll make you hold onto that loose door panel so it doesn't blow out.

Imma grab the cute lil stewardess's ankle.

The autopsy will show she was violated 17 times in the air.

 and 18 when we hit the ground!!

[gcode]

Imma grab the cute lil stewardess's ankle.

be careful what you're grabbing... the airlines are woke AF
you can't be too careful these days

[mowens]

Imma grab the cute lil stewardess's ankle.

I don't enjoy pain; like, after they duct tape you to your seat then they rip the duct tape off so the cops can "escort" you off the plane.