Trouble in Paradise.

[Incogneeto]

How is lesbian-stripper sex on he rebound?
 it'll be like Star-Trek, if you get my meaning

Just don't fall asleep after.

I'd be afraid to wake up with her on Top holding a Steak Knife.

She's a 5 at best for Hot , But an 11 for Crazy.

[Bucky Cornstarch]

You know it's a good thread when the OP has 19 of the 30 (now 31) posts. You okay Incog? 

[Incogneeto]

You know it's a good thread when the OP has 19 of the 30 (now 31) posts. You okay Incog? 

I'm ok.

Strippers don't wake up till around noon.

[gcode]

Strippers don't wake up till around noon.

and you  know this how??? 

[Incogneeto]

and you  know this how??? 

Bwahaaa we have Metal stairs and they come down like a herd of elefunts.

Plus if I have my door open I get blasted with mary jane.

They always wake up to a Buzz.

[Jeff]

and you  know this how??? 

That's probably when the coke wears off.

[Incogneeto]

That's probably when the coke wears off.

I believe it's called Moly.  

They do that at night. girl/girl was out here at 1 a.m. doing cartwheels in the parking lot.

[gcode]

I believe it's called Moly.  

They do that at night. girl/girl was out here at 1 a.m. doing cartwheels in the parking lot.

That's why most strippers do what they do.. it's an easy way to make enough $$$ to support their drug habits
When they get to old for stripping, they turn to hooking...
Assuming they live long enough ( and most don't), they will wind up old crone bag ladies.
It's a tough and brutal life.
 

[Jeff]

When they get to old for stripping, they turn to hooking...

And you know this how?
 

[gcode]

And you know this how?
 

a good friend was madly in love with a stipper
it did not end well for anybody

[Incogneeto]

and you  know this how??? 

And 1 other thing. girl/girl has a habit with her Rugs.

every other day she brings them all out and beats them on the railing.

Then hangs them off it.

when you pull up in your car. It looks like Puerto Rico.

[Jim at Gentex]

a good friend was madly in love with a stipper
it did not end well for anybody

I used to have a buddy who liked to hang out in strip clubs, and he fell for a few different ones at different times.

He ended up flat broke and all alone, to nobody's surprise.   

[neurosis]

I used to have a buddy who liked to hang out in strip clubs, and he fell for a few different ones at different times.

He ended up flat broke and all alone, to nobody's surprise.   

We had a guy working here for a few years that would only date strippers and bikini baristas.

Pretty much every woman I saw him with was smoking hot and had a drug problem.  Not a single one of those relationships ended well. 

I'm not sure if he just never learned or didn't care. 

[Incogneeto]

It will take me a while. But I will try to transfer the photo files to here.

[Incogneeto]

I must have missed the announcement.

Today is "Sunbathing Day"