Only me...

[Incogneeto]

It could only happen to me.

Cruise down to my small local church to vote.

Hit the door , flash my I.D. and get in line.

Just lookin around.

Maybe 2 good lookin girls votin ,the rest oldies like me maybe 30 or so.

But wait there is a very tall , very large person in a full length Dress long sleeved.

The only one in the room with a large black mask on. (poll worker)

Standing out like a very large and bruised sore thumb.

so I'm minding my business and Yep you guessed it , She waves me over.

She had the deepest womans voice I have ever heard.

Yep , Ol' Incog found the Only Drag Queen.

I just smiled and listened to the instructions.

Course I had to look up. She was about 6'4 and 350??

"Don't laugh Incog" "Don't laugh"

Shook my head and cast my ballot.

The things I do for Murrica. Lord Help me.

[gcode]

It could only happen to me.

Cruise down to my small local church to vote.

Hit the door , flash my I.D. and get in line.

Just lookin around.

Maybe 2 good lookin girls votin ,the rest oldies like me maybe 30 or so.

But wait there is a very tall , very large person in a full length Dress long sleeved.

The only one in the room with a large black mask on. (poll worker)

Standing out like a very large and bruised sore thumb.

so I'm minding my business and Yep you guessed it , She waves me over.

She had the deepest womans voice I have ever heard.

Yep , Ol' Incog found the Only Drag Queen.

I just smiled and listened to the instructions.

Course I had to look up. She was about 6'4 and 350??

"Don't laugh Incog" "Don't laugh"

Shook my head and cast my ballot.

The things I do for Murrica. Lord Help me.

You didn't answer the important question








would you hit it??   

[Incogneeto]

You didn't answer the important question








would you hit it??   

not even with Buckys Dick.

I had forgot what they called those dresses back in the Day.

It was called a "Moo Moo"

[Incogneeto]

As I was leaving I checked the line going in and there was only one "Man Bun"

So I'm pretty optimistic.

[Incogneeto]

It might take them six weeks to count my vote.

But it will be four years before I get that "Moo Moo" outta my nightmares.

[Incogneeto]

For Halloween I decided to watch a scary movie.

I rented "Smile"

as I was standing there , I kept wondering what was behind that Mask.

[Here's Johnny!]

Course I had to look up. She was about 6'4 and 350??

Mrs BuckyCornHoler??

[Incogneeto]

Mrs BuckyCornHoler??

If The "Moo Moo" Fits.

Remember that old adage about waking up the next day and cutting your arm off to get out??

We would be down to a 1/4 Bucky.

He would have to change his name to "Two Bits"

Old guys will understand.

[Here's Johnny!]

We would be down to a 1/4 Bucky.

Well we know he is already a few bricks short of a full load!!!!!

[Incogneeto]

Well we know he is already a few bricks short of a full load!!!!!

"Not the sharpest Tool"?

This could go on all day...

[Here's Johnny!]

"Not the sharpest Tool"?

This could go on all day...

If brains were leather he couldn't saddle a mosquito!!!!!!!!

[Incogneeto]

Well we know he is already a few bricks short of a full load!!!!!

My Grandpas favorite saying.

"Not enough Spark to start a Lawn Mower"

[mowens]

As I was leaving I checked the line going in and there was only one "Man Bun"

We have an engineer here that, when he started, always wore a man bun. Pretty soon that was how everyone referred to him. He became known for what I will call chickenshit behavior. Behind your back kind of stuff, even innocuous stuff. So there was a little bit of distain when the manbun name was used.

I feel kind of bad now because he still has really long hair but always wears it down. I just know now that someday he's going to get his scalp ripped off.

[Bucky Cornstarch]

So Incog, what you're saying is that you had an encounter with someone who you thought to be a trans person and it didn't kill you? Do you suddenly feel the need to present as someone of the opposite gender, or are you content to stay who you are?

[Incogneeto]

We have an engineer here that, when he started, always wore a man bun. Pretty soon that was how everyone referred to him. He became known for what I will call chickenshit behavior. Behind your back kind of stuff, even innocuous stuff. So there was a little bit of distain when the manbun name was used.

I feel kind of bad now because he still has really long hair but always wears it down. I just know now that someday he's going to get his scalp ripped off.

Girl machinists have the same issue, maybe he should talk to them.

They have hats.

P.S. Haircuts. Man Up.

I know lots a guys that work 3rd shift not cause they want to.

I understand your point.

He could win them over by his actions. kinda like Trump.