The 'ShamWow guy' is running for Congress in Texas

[neurosis]

I think he'll fit right in  

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/shamwow-guy-running-congress-texas-rcna245616

Offer Vince Shlomi, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman, filed paperwork with the Texas Republican Party to run for the seat held by Republican Rep. John Carter.

[Bucky Cornstarch]

I would have guessed Florida, but Texas works too.


And it's about time the republicans ran someone who's not a total nutter.

[YoDoug]

Didn't he get arrested once for biting a hooker?

[jstell]

wikipedia says she bit his tongue and refused to let go, he punched her in the face.  both arrested, neither charged.

[neurosis]

If his 'woke busters' video doesn't sell it then I don't know what will. 

[MIL-TFP-41]

I mean, who among us hasn't punched a hooker?

[Rstewart]

I mean, who among us hasn't punched a hooker?

I really thought I wuz gonna have to in the Philippines earlier this year

[Bucky Cornstarch]

^ He didn't give you a reach around?

[Rstewart]

^^
Didn't know your mom was a 'he' 🤷🏻

[neurosis]

I mean, who among us hasn't punched a hooker?

I treat my hookers with respect!

[SuperHoneyBadger]

I treat my hookers with respect!

I save my respect for escorts - hookers get courtesy at an absolute maximum.

In that vein, I was driving with my son the other day and he said: "Look Daddyman, a T-Rex! On that truck! See the green one?". He was some excited. So I looked around to see what truck it was to partake in his merriment, and I immediately burst out laughing. It was an Atlas moving van that had "NO LOT LIZARDS" mudflaps, with a greezy looking tramped up iguana.

I said, "Yea buddy, those T-Rexs will get ya, be careful!"