You can't make this shit up! Trump Nobel Prize "Recipient"

[Smit]

So Trump seems to think if Machado gives him her nobel peace prize, he will be a Nobel Peace Prize recipient?

Kinda like if Aaron Rogers gave him a super bowl ring, he'd be a super bowl champion? 

Who's going to tell him?!?! 

On another note, if Machado doesn't get inserted as President in Venezuela, she will probably get a cabinet position in the Trump administration because that's some high quality sucking up she's doing! 

Trump Says It Would Be 'Great Honor' To Accept Machado's Nobel Peace Prize

Excerpt:

President Donald Trump said it would be a "great honor" to accept the Nobel Peace Prize recognition that Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has publicly urged should go to him, after she won the 2025 award and dedicated it to his role in Venezuela.

In an interview with Fox News host Sean Hannity on Thursday, Trump said Machado was expected to visit Washington "next week sometime," and that he was looking forward to meeting her.

[beej]

You can't make this shit up

OHHHH yes you can. 

[Smit]

OHHHH yes you can. 

You might be right, but fortunately, there's no need to. 

[Smit]

I know, @gcode, I can't believe it either! Crazy! 

[jstell]

And if Roger Federer gave him his shorts he'd look like even more of a sausage stuffed in a sardine can.
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[Smit]

Gawd. Now that's something I wish I could unsee. 

[Smit]

Congratulations President Trump! 

Trump accepts Nobel medal from Venezuelan opposition leader Machado

Excerpt:

WASHINGTON, Jan 15 (Reuters) - Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado gave her Nobel Peace Prize medal to U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday during a White House meeting, in a bid to influence his efforts to shape her country's political future.

A White House official confirmed that Trump intends to keep the medal.

[TylerBeer]

What a loser. Look at his smile, he's soooooo happy to squeeze that out of them to get one up on Obama.

[TylerBeer]

Hey Goebbels got one that way too

[MIL-TFP-41]

Trump can call himself a Nobel Prize winner, just like Katy Perry can call herself an astronaut.

[TylerBeer]

Trump can call himself a Nobel Prize winner, just like Katy Perry can call herself an astronaut.

One of them looks better in 0g

[Elmer Fudd]

Orange God?

[neurosis]

[neurosis]

[pmartin]

The man can certainly "wax on"