You never know what a sailor is going to do next

[gcode]

Racoon 1, Navy 0

 

[gcode]

That was a link to a Twitter thread and some posters state that it is an urban legend.
However, I find it to be completely believable   

[Incogneeto]

[Jeff]

However, I find it to be completely believable   

If that article was about Florida man, then it would most definitely be believable. 

[mkd]

https://twitter.com/WhiskeyRiff/status/1513950125940375553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1513950125940375553%7Ctwgr%5E7511a06ed8ca25b862c122facc844840df642752%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.whiskeyriff.com%2F2022%2F09%2F28%2Fraccoon-makes-ohio-woman-run-for-her-life-she-eats-pavement-then-her-boyfriend-tries-to-flex-on-the-critter%2F

[mkd]

Carbs can also be dangerous

[TylerBeer]

seems about right for san diego https://www.sandiegoduilawyer.com/san-diego-has-the-largest-percentage-of-drivers-with-dui-drunk-driving-alcohol-related-driving-convictions/

[Incogneeto]

seems about right for san diego https://www.sandiegoduilawyer.com/san-diego-has-the-largest-percentage-of-drivers-with-dui-drunk-driving-alcohol-related-driving-convictions/

"California has long been the epicenter for drunk driving."

Maybe Sober up before you vote??