And you thought you were having a bad day

Started by gcode, December 07, 2023, 10:47 AM

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beej

Human pride weighed you down so heavily that only divine humility could raise you up again. ~Augustine of Hippo

Del.

If I shot myself in the nuts, the bullet would pass through my knee.
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RobertELee

Quote from: Del. on December 07, 2023, 11:28 AMIf I shot myself in the nuts, the bullet would pass through my wifes purse.

Another fiss  :harhar:
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mowens

Quote from: Del. on December 07, 2023, 11:28 AMIf I shot myself in the nuts, the bullet would pass through my knee.

That's what happens when you wear boxers your whole life. You look like two walnuts hanging by a long string.
"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." - Data

Del.

Quote from: mowens on December 07, 2023, 12:39 PMThat's what happens when you wear boxers your whole life. You look like two walnuts hanging by a long string.

I never could stand boxers.

mowens

Once, in between programming jobs, I worked at a group home. There was an eighty year old blind guy living there that I would help get in and out of the shower. I swear, it really did look like two walnuts on a very long thin string.
"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." - Data

gcode

Quote from: mowens on December 07, 2023, 01:36 PMOnce, in between programming jobs, I worked at a group home. There was an eighty year old blind guy living there that I would help get in and out of the shower. I swear, it really did look like two walnuts on a very long thin string.

gravity will not be denied  :no:
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RobertELee

Quote from: Del. on December 07, 2023, 12:48 PMI never could stand boxers.

Duluth Trading Buck Naked Boxer Briefs and Armachillos are some of the best.

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