"Packin Heat"!!!

[gcode]

An MRI cost me $8000 - that would make it cheaper for me to become a small time criminal.

If they run you through an MRI machine with a pistol up your ass, your criminal days are over.

[neurosis]

If they run you through an MRI machine with a pistol up your ass, your criminal days are over.

Yes, but if they run me through one without a pistol in my ass I just saved $8000   

[Smit]

That actually happened  not long ago.

The risk of accidentally shooting yourself in the buttocks while inside an MRI machine is low, but not nonexistent.

[Jim at Gentex]

"allegedly"

It's amazing how much contraband gets in....a lot of it thru dirty people on the take

Yup.
I have a few buddies who are CO's in a state prison where they find contraband on an almost daily basis.

They know at least some if not most of it is coming in through the employee entrance, but the vast majority of those shady employees know the system well enough to not get caught.