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Started by Incogneeto, January 05, 2024, 02:44 PM

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Incogneeto

Soooo an Incredibly young and Beautiful Afghan woman moved in next door to me about 8 months ago.
She is incredibly reclusive.

And up until a week or soo ago was like a ghost. I know she works two jobs and is very new to our Country,
 I heard a knock on the door and she had half dragged a small refrigerator towards her apartment.

And she said "Help"?

I flexed my muscles and carried the fridge (dorm size) into her apartment.

A day ago she knocked again. she had a Doctors appointment and asked if I would pick up any deliveries for her.

She has a nice car. But took an Uber because I think they told her she could not drive after.

about a 45 minute drive. one way.

I of course scolded her and told her next time to let me know ahead.

Again a knock on the door and this is what she presented. see pic.

I have a Friend. ;D

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JParis

So when's the wedding?

 :D
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Incogneeto

5'6" maybe 110 lbs medium length dark hair. Light brown skin. i'm going to guess at 40yo.

dresses to the "T"

excellent taste in Men. 8)
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Incogneeto

Quote from: JParis on January 05, 2024, 02:49 PMSo when's the wedding?

 :D

Don't be Jealous Mr. Paris. :D
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Incogneeto

P.S. I Think yoDoug would approve of her cooking skills.

Raisins are Meat aren't they? :D
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Incogneeto

P.S. It was 5* delicious. :)
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CNCAppsJames

Quote from: Incogneeto on January 05, 2024, 03:08 PMP.S. I Think yoDoug would approve of her cooking skills.

Raisins are Meat aren't they? :D
Those aren't raisins...

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Incogneeto

Quote from: CNCAppsJames on January 05, 2024, 07:49 PMThose aren't raisins...

😅🤣😂

That's ok. Neuro taught me about those Scat videos. :o
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Incogneeto

And YoDoug might be on to something. ;)

Those Carrots and Raisins gave it just a small amount of sweetness.
And The Rice was perfect with whatever her light brown sauce was. :P
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Incogneeto

It's called "Kabuli" :D

Jeff

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Jim at Gentex

So are we talking another future ex-Mrs. Incog, or are you just going to try to introduce her to the American custom of 'friends-with-benefits'?  :harhar:
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Jim at Gentex

Quote from: Newbeeeeâ„¢ on January 08, 2024, 06:25 AMDang Incog.
Just empty your pockets and hand the lot over to her already - it will save you a couple of years of heartache :lol:


LOL
After just two divorces, my eldest nephew has that same outlook.
He says, "Find a woman you hate and just buy her a house...it's much easier that way."  :rofl:
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Incogneeto

Sunday around Brunch time she was knocking om my Door with Home made Boloni.

Afghan street food like a pocket stuffed with mashed Potatoes and spices...Yumm 8)
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RobertELee

Quote from: Incogneeto on January 22, 2024, 01:40 PMAfghan street food like a pocket stuffed with mashed Potatoes and spices...Yumm 8)

So she let you have two stuffed pockets?
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