Size Matters? Penis Dissatisfaction and Gun Ownership in America

[neurosis]

Well, there it is. 

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38819006/


Abstract:

In this study, we formally examine the association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership in America.

The primary hypothesis, derived from the psychosexual theory of gun ownership, asserts that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises will be more likely to personally own guns.

To test this hypothesis, we used data collected from the 2023 Masculinity, Sexual Health, and Politics (MSHAP) survey, a national probability sample of 1,840 men, and regression analyses to model personal gun ownership as a function of penis size dissatisfaction, experiences with penis enlargement, social desirability, masculinity, body mass, mental health, and a range of sociodemographic characteristics.

We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns across outcomes, including any gun ownership, military-style rifle ownership, and total number of guns owned.


The inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership is linear; however, the association is weakest among men ages 60 and older. With these findings in mind, we failed to observe any differences in personal gun ownership between men who have and have not attempted penis enlargement. To our knowledge, this is the first study to formally examine the association between penis size and personal gun ownership in America. Our findings fail to support the psychosexual theory of gun ownership. Alternative theories are posited for the apparent inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and personal gun ownership, including higher levels of testosterone and constructionist explanations.

[YoDoug]

Doesn't James have a big Cal sniper rifle................    

[RobertELee]

[Incogneeto]

Doesn't James have a big Cal sniper rifle................    

I've got a BB gun.

And a small car.

No Compensation needed.

[neurosis]

I've got a BB gun.

And a small car.

No Compensation needed.

That is the hilarious thing about the study. They set out to prove that guns = small dick. What the study actually proved was no gun = no confidence in penis size.   

[mkd]

I've got a BB gun.

is that what you call it?
interesting..  

[CNCAppsJames]

Doesn't James have a big Cal sniper rifle................    

When you put it like that...
I think it's average honestly... it's no .50BMG

.170 ~ .50BMG...  - Average = .335

I run a .338LM... I'm satisfied.

[Smit]

Is there a study on penis satisfaction correlation with people who drive those big ass trucks as commuter vehicles? 

[neurosis]

Is there a study on penis satisfaction correlation with people who drive those big ass trucks as commuter vehicles? 

See, I was wondering the same thing.  haha.

[RobertELee]

Is there a study on penis satisfaction correlation with people who drive those big ass trucks as commuter vehicles? 

My wife is VERY satisfied

[Del.]

A small penis and BB gun can both shoot yer eye out.

[Bucky Cornstarch]

Is there a study on penis satisfaction correlation with people who drive those big ass trucks as commuter vehicles? 

Or Porsche drivers?

Speaking of which, do we all know the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
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The porcupine has the pricks on the outside 

[neurosis]

Blimey!
Bucky Backee in Townee!

He's been in and out a few times.  Usually flies under the radar.

[mkd]

My wife is VERY satisfied

F-150 or F-250?

[RobertELee]

F-150 or F-250?

Currently a 1500, hopefully I find a reasonably priced 3500 soon. 

Minnesota is run by geniuses when it comes to license tabs. 1500 and 2500 sized trucks pay a percentage of the vehicles value yearly. 3500 and up pay a straight $125 yearly.