The crazy/hot matrix

Del. · August 25, 2024, 05:47 AM

This is so true.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/wPUJDziVbhPVU76k/?mibextid=UalRPS

CNCAppsJames · August 25, 2024, 10:46 AM

I've never dated strippers or girls named Tiffany... but I have friends that have and man alive is that true. It's true in real life, and it's true on reality television.

Del. · August 25, 2024, 10:53 AM

I loved where he said all women start at a 4 on the crazy scale.

Incogneeto · August 25, 2024, 11:21 AM

Quote from: Del. on August 25, 2024, 10:53 AMI loved where he said all women start at a 4 on the crazy scale.

I'd say That's a Low estimate. 6 maybe and they are like Earthquakes.

Each .1 = 1000x

CNCAppsJames · August 25, 2024, 12:00 PM

Quote from: Del. on August 25, 2024, 10:53 AMI loved where he said all women start at a 4 on the crazy scale.

Factual.

Incogneeto · August 25, 2024, 12:06 PM

Quote from: CNCAppsJames on August 25, 2024, 12:00 PMFactual.

Not in My Neighborhood. They Whacked!!!

The Stripper upstairs half Naked assures me Her ex has a Voodoo spell on her.

Then she asked for a ride. NOPE!!!

CNCAppsJames · August 25, 2024, 03:29 PM

Quote from: Incogneeto on August 25, 2024, 12:06 PMNot in My Neighborhood. They Whacked!!!

The Stripper upstairs half Naked assures me Her ex has a Voodoo spell on her.

Then she asked for a ride. NOPE!!!

You're not half as dumb as SmitForBrains looks.

Del. · August 26, 2024, 10:29 AM

I met two very nice looking ladies in Chicago at Imts years ago. They were in some cult and always carried a certain kind of cloth that someway strengthened their resolve. They said they refrained from intercourse. I asked them what their rule was on blowjobs.

neurosis · August 26, 2024, 10:32 AM

Quote from: Del. on August 26, 2024, 10:29 AMI asked them what their rule was on blowjobs.

Well, what was it?

Del. · August 26, 2024, 10:38 AM

Quote from: neurosis on August 26, 2024, 10:32 AMWell, what was it?

They only masturbated True story. They took me and a coworker to a couple of local bars. They took us right in one place that had a long line to get in. They went straight to the front and we all got in. They were an 8 on the crazy/hot matrix.

Bucky Cornstarch · August 26, 2024, 10:47 AM

Question for the mods: Has a woman ever visited/joined/posted on this forum?

Del. · August 26, 2024, 10:51 AM

Quote from: Bucky Cornstarch on August 26, 2024, 10:47 AMQuestion for the mods: Has a woman ever visited/joined/posted on this forum?

Jo from Wisconsin was on old forum and I think briefly on here.

beej · August 26, 2024, 10:57 AM

Quote from: Bucky Cornstarch on August 26, 2024, 10:47 AMQuestion for the mods: Has a woman ever visited/joined/posted on this forum?

No but we have a vegetarian, that's as close as we get.

Jeff · August 26, 2024, 10:58 AM

Quote from: Bucky Cornstarch on August 26, 2024, 10:47 AMQuestion for the mods: Has a woman ever visited/joined/posted on this forum?

Did you just assume everyone's gender?

Bucky Cornstarch · August 26, 2024, 10:59 AM

Quote from: Del. on August 26, 2024, 10:51 AMJo from Wisconsin was on old forum and I think briefly on here.

So Evil doesn't count?