How would you do this?

Started by mowens, September 17, 2024, 07:51 AM

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mowens

"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." - Data

Incogneeto

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gcode

How would you do this? Greed is your friend.
Approach Hezbollah as a telecommunications company offering Hezbollah the latest greatest pagers.
Make the offer too good to pass up... spare no expense for our terrorist brothers.
Price them so there is plenty of room for graft, so that the Hezbollah communications chiefs can make
plenty of money while supplying their terrorist brothers with the latest communications technology.
The new pagers are not only the latest greatest, they contain a small piece of C4 plastic explosive.

Once you have them distributed, send out a pager notice, wait a minute so your targets can get them out on their pockets and look at them..  then send the detonation signal.

The posts on X are very graphic.. they even got the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon.
I can't imagine what he was doing with the pager from a terrorist network in his pocket??? 




 


Jim at Gentex

Guerilla warfare at its finest.  :yes:

Suck it Hezbollah.  :flipbird:  :flipbird:
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gcode

Quote from: Jim at Gentex on September 17, 2024, 08:32 AMGuerilla warfare at its finest.  :yes:

Suck it Hezbollah.  :flipbird:  :flipbird:
An intelligence coup for the ages.
What a black eye for Hezbollah and Iran.
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Jim at Gentex

Wonder if Hamas is interested in any cheap pagers?  :headscratch:  :harhar:
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Incogneeto

Personally , I would have gone with "Ear Buds" 8)
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Incogneeto

Quote from: Jim at Gentex on September 17, 2024, 08:46 AMWonder if Hamas is interested in any cheap pagers?  :headscratch:  :harhar:

On Sale Now!!! 50% off!!
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Bucky Cornstarch

To pull this off successfully, one would have to convince people that it was 1992.
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gcode

I have a question?

How does the 72 virgins in paradise deal work if Mossad blows your dick off  :question:
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mowens

You misheard. It's 72 Virginians.

Many disappointed martyrs.
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"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." - Data

ghuns

No idea if true, but I have read that there is no explosive in these pagers.

They have been hacked in such a way as to make their lithium ion batteries explode.

If true, wouldn't cell phones be just as susceptible?

Incogneeto

Quote from: gcode on September 17, 2024, 08:48 AMI have a question?

How does the 72 virgins in paradise deal work if Mossad blows your dick off  :question:

I believe it was only The "Delivery" that was promised. ;D

Incogneeto

Quote from: ghuns on September 17, 2024, 08:50 AMNo idea if true, but I have read that there is no explosive in these pagers.

They have been hacked in such a way as to make their lithium ion batteries explode.

If true, wouldn't cell phones be just as susceptible?

867-5309????? ;)
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