Ever seen a Strippers Rug??

[Incogneeto]

  

Over the last 3 weeks the stripper upstairs has been leaving her rugs out hanging on the balcony above.

3 times I have had to remove her rugs from my windshield to go to the store.

I've been nice and threw them back up on the stairs.

The fourth time I just threw it on the ground.

someone picked it up.??

So this morning. (Stripper Morning like 11:30 a.m.)

Little bit is knocking on my door saying "Incog , Incog , Have you seen My Rug??"

I did Not open the door. LOL!!!

I'm waiting for her to call the Police and say "Her Rug is Missing"

and an all points bulletin.

"Reddish Brown furry with tassels"

P.S. two nights ago she was in the Police report for a sexual assault.

A worker at "The Lucky Lady" was bitten during a Lap Dance.

I Thought Machinist had it rough!!

[RobertELee]

Do the rugs at least match the drapes?

[Incogneeto]

Do the rugs at least match the drapes?

Yep!!

Red is Red!!

Imagine a red afro Blended.

When she was dancin in the rain there was no mistake.

Seriously , I could do without this.

It's like I'm just waiting for the PoPo to show up.

Too much Drama.

[Incogneeto]

Today LOL!

Head off to the store.

Pull up and she is at Alicia's door knockin.

Try to sneak to the Door and she yells out.

Incog have you seen my Rug.??

"Nope But I saw a guy on a Bicycle circling the Parking lot He stopped picked something up and rode off"

Her "Hey are you busy?? Incog "Yea kinda what's up?"

Her "I need a ride to Therapy and I'm Late"

Incog "Why are you in Therapy?"  

Made it in the Door and closed it.

[Jim at Gentex]

Just a reminder...

[RobertELee]

Just a reminder...

Exactly. At least give us a pic of them walking up the stairs, no need for face shots cuz we already know what their faces look like just from your stories. We can judge them by their booties.