oops

[mowens]

We just had a big tour come through to watch our machine run for this clusterfuck of a program. Lots of suits and uniforms. I was talking to a fellow programmer when one guy came over to ask a question. I didn't see him because my back was to him. Just as he walked up I was telling Mitch how one of the advantages of getting old is how you can fart on command. I don't know if he heard it or not.

[Incogneeto]

how you can fart on command. I don't know if he heard it or not.

"Be Specific"!!

Did you Fart or Not?

I'd be more worried if He Smelt it.

[mowens]

They were all standing between me and the door so I considered walking by and cropdusting them but I remembered Del saying one time "never trust a fart after 50".

[Del.]

They were all standing between me and the door so I considered walking by and cropdusting them but I remembered Del saying one time "never trust a fart after 50".

You best not. 😂

[CNCAppsJames]

Bring the creeping death.

[neurosis]

Years ago we had a little Chinese guy working here who went to help a guy load an 8" vise on to a machine. When he picked the Vise up he farted and took out a 3 machine radius. 

The guy he was helping decided to pay him back. He went over to his machine about an hour later and tried to crop dust him. The fart wasn't a fart.         I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. 

I have to hand it to the guy. He didn't leave.  He went to the bathroom, pulled his underwear off, cleaned himself up, and went back to work. 

[Zoffen]

I have to hand it to the guy. He didn't leave.  He went to the bathroom, pulled his underwear off, cleaned himself up, and went back to work. 

That's management material right there! Promote that MF'er!

[neurosis]

That's management material right there! Promote that MF'er!

Right? 

[Brian]

I have to hand it to the guy. He didn't leave.  He went to the bathroom, pulled his underwear off, cleaned himself up, and went back to work. 

We need a new kind of medal for that....The Brown Heart, perhaps?

[BrianP.]

They were all standing between me and the door so I considered walking by and cropdusting them but I remembered Del saying one time "never trust a fart after 50".

We call it crapdusting. 

[Smit]

I have to hand it to the guy. He didn't leave.  He went to the bathroom, pulled his underwear off, cleaned himself up, and went back to work. 

Nah man, that ain't right.   

Accidents happen but damn, take a little time off and go get properly cleaned up. 

[Here's Johnny!]

I have to hand it to the guy. He didn't leave.  He went to the bathroom, pulled his underwear off, cleaned himself up, and went back to work

Why do you speak of yourself in the 3rd person?

[neurosis]

Why do you speak of yourself in the 3rd person?

If it were me, I would have went home. 

[Here's Johnny!]

If it were me, I would have went home.

Maybe we should change the thread topic to Poops instead of oops!!!!!