Canada: thee 51st state

[YoDoug]

You "Americans" just want access to our Canadian Bacon, Canadian Whiskey, Canadian beer, Our Maple Syrup and of course the Poutine!!!!

I left out the French strip joints in Quebec....

MEH, more interested in the good tacos and margaritas from Americo.

[Incogneeto]

MEH, more interested in the good tacos and margaritas from Americo.

It's "Amexico"!!!

And they have Waaaay better Food.

[Here's Johnny!]

That just sounds like a Girl I really Don't want to go Down On.

Pootine?? Do you wipe Frontways or Backways??  

Not to be cornfused with Poontang!!!!  

[Incogneeto]

Not to be cornfused with Poontang!!!!  

LOL!!!

My Bad!!!

[Incogneeto]

Not to be cornfused with Poontang!!!!  

Funny Memory But True.

I grew up in The San Gabriel Valley , Cali area.

Had a Neighbor Named Charles Bernard. His Oldest Son Bought a Large Bread Truck. (This was in The 70's)

 He painted it Red and White with a YUGE Maple Leaf on Both sides.

He was from CanaDuh!!

I really Miss that Truck.    

Also had a Kid in High School that bought a Hearse for Surfing and Hanging his Boards.

American Flags in Both windows and a Bumper sticker that said "Don't Laugh your Daughter might be in Here."

[mkd]

Canada: land of ugly strippers.   Trump may want to reconsider

[Here's Johnny!]

Canada: land of ugly strippers.   Trump may want to reconsider

Shhhhh! Don't ruin the deal!!!

[Incogneeto]

Canada: land of ugly strippers.   Trump may want to reconsider

That's Justin Bieber.

[mkd]

That's Justin Bieber.

He'd be better choice than some I've seen in Cornwall. Woof

[Incogneeto]

He'd be better choice than some I've seen in Cornwall. Woof

He Shaves.... They Don't.

French Ya know??

[mkd]

[CNCAppsJames]

You "Americans" just want access to our Canadian Bacon, Canadian Whiskey, Canadian beer, Our Maple Syrup and of course the Poutine!!!!

I left out the French strip joints in Quebec....

First of all, it should be a crime to call "Canadian Bacon"  "Bacon" at all. That shit is like thinly sliced bologna. 🤮

Secondly, those "strippers" could pass for sasquatch. Clearly they have NEVER seen a razor. 

[Incogneeto]

First of all, it should be a crime to call "Canadian Bacon"  "Bacon" at all. That shit is like thinly sliced Ham. 🤮

Fixed.

[Incogneeto]

🤮

Secondly, those "strippers" could pass for sasquatch. Clearly they have NEVER seen a razor.

Eeeewwww!!!  

Bad Experience??

[CNCAppsJames]

Eeeewwww!!!  

Bad Experience??

Not me personally, but by my neighbor shared some horror stories.