Bacon makes you dumber!

Started by YoDoug, February 05, 2025, 06:59 AM

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YoDoug

Just a little pot stirring for today. For those of you that eat a lot of bacon and processed meat, if you need me to explain the study with smaller words don't be afraid to ask.  ;)

https://neurosciencenews.com/processed-meat-dementia-neurology-28370/
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Jeff

Hey everyone! Did you know that YoDoug is a vegan?
If you didn't, just wait 5 minutes and he'll tell you.

 ;D
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Jim at Gentex

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Now what were we talking about?  :harhar:
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They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain

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mowens

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"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." - Data

RobertELee

And in next weeks scientific study ***bacon makes you a genius!!!***

Jeff

YoDoug, I'm just busting your chops.

See what I did there?

:harhar:
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YoDoug

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Quote from: Jeff on February 05, 2025, 07:07 AMHey everyone! Did you know that YoDoug is a vegan?
If you didn't, just wait 5 minutes and he'll tell you.

 ;D

Actually, this thread is me saying I'm smarter than you without saying I'm smarter than you.  ;D
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mowens

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"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." - Data

YoDoug

Quote from: RobertELee on February 05, 2025, 07:13 AMAnd in next weeks scientific study ***bacon makes you a genius!!!***

brought to you by the National Pork Producers Council with additional funding from the USDA checkoff program.
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"In all my years here and on the old forum I have heard, and likely said, some pretty unhinged stuff. But congrats, you're the new leader in clubhouse."  - ghuns, 6/06/2025

YoDoug

Quote from: RobertELee on February 05, 2025, 07:13 AMAnd in next weeks scientific study ***bacon makes you a genius!!!***

brought to you by the National Pork Producers Council with additional funding from the USDA checkoff program.
Quote from: mowens on February 05, 2025, 07:17 AMYou might want to try that again.


LOL, good catch. All of my health markers are in the ranges they were when I was in my 20's, except my eyes! If I don't put on my cheaters when I am posting from my phone I don't catch the auto-correct changes.
"In all my years here and on the old forum I have heard, and likely said, some pretty unhinged stuff. But congrats, you're the new leader in clubhouse."  - ghuns, 6/06/2025

RobertELee

Quote from: YoDoug on February 05, 2025, 07:17 AMbrought to you by the National Pork Producers Council with additional funding from the USDA checkoff program.

Quote from: YoDoug on February 05, 2025, 06:59 AMJust a little pot stirring for today. For those of you that eat a lot of bacon and processed meat, if you need me to explain the study with smaller words don't be afraid to ask.  ;)

https://neurosciencenews.com/processed-meat-dementia-neurology-28370/

Brought to you by the rotting carrots and celery in my fridge.  :hrhr:
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Incogneeto

Quote from: YoDoug on February 05, 2025, 07:20 AMexcept my eyes! If I don't put on my cheaters when I am posting from my phone I don't catch the auto-correct changes.
 

Sooo you are saying "A lack of Bacon causes Blindness"??
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Del.

I haven't eaten a potato chip since January 1. Replaced them with celery, carrots ,and bell peppers. Nor have a drank any soft drinks. Only 1 brownie. Down 15 lbs so far. Need to lose 20-25 more.
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YoDoug

Quote from: Del. on February 05, 2025, 07:29 AMI haven't eaten a potato chip since January 1. Replaced them with celery, carrots ,and bell peppers. Nor have a drank any soft drinks. Only 1 brownie. Down 15 lbs so far. Need to lose 20-25 more.

Awesome! However, you can just smoke the pot if you want to cut down on the brownies.
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Jeff

Quote from: Del. on February 05, 2025, 07:29 AMcelery, carrots ,and bell peppers

Well no wonder you're so miserable!
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