2 Billion Feet Per Hour

Started by Zoffen, June 27, 2025, 09:02 AM

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Zoffen

Is the amount of toilet paper used across the planet every hour. This would wrap around the planet appox 15 times. Just something fun to think about next time you use your few feet per hour....
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Incogneeto

Quote from: Zoffen on June 27, 2025, 09:02 AMIs the amount of toilet paper used across the planet every hour. This would wrap around the planet appox 15 times. Just something fun to think about next time you use your few feet per hour....

That's a Shitty Example. ;)
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Incogneeto

I bet a Lot of that is Liberals wiping away Tears. :D
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Zoffen

2 billion feet of toilet paper would stretch to the Moon about 1.6 times. Everyone stop shitting for 1.5 hours so we can lasso the moon with TP. GO!
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gcode

This is conclusive proof that the human race really is (was?) full of shit.
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Zoffen

(CSS) Constantly Spewing Shit would be the technical term....

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mowens

Pfft. My wife can go through that much in a month. I forget they wipe when they pee. And she pees a lot.
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beej

that makes a case for closing down Taco Bell.
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Zoffen

Its amazing that humans survived without it. In the roman days they used a Tersorium, a sponge attached to a stick, kept in a bucket of vinegar or salt water. Not sure if this was shared or not but omg i love TP!
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Incogneeto

Quote from: Zoffen on June 27, 2025, 12:34 PMIts amazing that humans survived without it. In the roman days they used a Tersorium, a sponge attached to a stick, kept in a bucket of vinegar or salt water. Not sure if this was shared or not but omg i love TP!

Trump is putting a 250% on TP shipped to Canada.

We're gonna be Rich.$$$

And we are only gonna ship that really thin kind we sell to gas stations and walmart. ;D

Ya ever see that recycled paper sign on TP packs??

Kinda makes you wonder don't it? :o
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Quote from: Incogneeto on June 27, 2025, 01:01 PM...And we are only gonna ship that really thin kind we sell to gas stations and walmart.
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That's COLD 

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