This Week in Pictures

[gcode]

Green Dildo Edition

I lol'd at the hiker meme

[Incogneeto]

I already posted this.... 5 hours before you.

'You're Old and you're Slow.

P.S. I liked the cooking timer ,

And the one below it.

[gcode]

'You're Old and you're Slow.

1. you are 2 hours ahead of me by default because you live in the Central time zone
2. I was working and banking time and a half for five hours while you were trying ( and failing) to think up lame  insults.
3. as the turtle said to the hare (sort of) "I may be old and I'm slow, but I'm way ahead of you" 

[Incogneeto]

2. I was working 

I'm retired.     

[Incogneeto]

"And that's all I have to say about that" (Forrest Gump)

[ajayers180]

1. you are 2 hours ahead of me by default because you live in the Central time zone
2. I was working and banking time and a half for five hours while you were trying ( and failing) to think up lame  insults.
3. as the turtle said to the hare (sort of) "I may be old and I'm slow, but I'm way ahead of you" 

I think he insulted you pretty good.

[gcode]

I think he insulted you pretty good.

Nope, being retired is just a weasel word for unemployed.

[Newbeeee™]

Nope, being retired is just a weasel word for unemployed.

He miss-spelt retarded.

[riverhunter]

this one made me laugh.  I used to really lime him when he came out of HS up to his Miami days.

https://x.com/JimmyJoeYam/status/1954492173480542226

[mowens]

Nope, being retired is just a weasel word for unemployed.

Yeah, you spend your whole life working up to the point where you're making the most money ever and then you're supposed to quit.
That works out great unless you're an idiot with money like me.

[gcode]

That works out great unless you're an idiot with money like me.

If memory serves, you have spent most of your life and most of your money helping your family   <respect>

[Incogneeto]

Yeah, you spend your whole life working up to the point where you're making the most money ever and then you're supposed to quit.
That works out great unless you're an idiot with money like me.

It's called "A work Horse" and you and I both gave it all for Family.

You will not be respected for it.

"You weren't there" Well I was there every morning so My Kids were Fed .

I was there every morning for the house.

My wife drove a new vehicle every year.

My Kids had every Toy.

Every dog and Cat ,fish ,hamster and lizard.

I never cheated on my wife. I can't say the same.

I made my choice.

These last few years . I'm gonna hit a Beach. Smile at a view. mowens. it's time . Let the reins go.

even an old horse gets a few years to run.

Hope I see you there.

[mowens]

If memory serves, you have spent most of your life and most of your money helping your family   <respect>

I think that'd what we've all done.

[Jeff]

[Newbeeee™]

Ima gunna add this one here. It's not unbelievable to me because it's goobermint.
The spiral of decline via clown world continues
https://x.com/OwenLEvans/status/1955256348477689914