Finally in Texas

[thad]

•   Your bread tastes funny.

I've seen on reddit where outsiders say our bread is too sweet. They say it tastes like bad cake. 

[RobertELee]

I've seen on reddit where outsiders say our bread is too sweet. They say it tastes like bad cake. 

Yeah probably like when Subway can't be in certain countries because their bread is so high in sugar it's considered cake.

[mowens]

Texas doesn't get cold.  You should come up to Minnesota sometime, maybe in February.

Heck, I just left Minot North Dakota. I was there during a warm spell and like to froze to death.

[CNCAppsJames]

Pretty much all of our states along Canada's southern border get down into the -30° to -40°F range on the regular and will occasionally get into the -50° to -60's.
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[Bruce Caulley]

Pretty much all of our states along Canada's southern border get down into the -30° to -40°F range on the regular and will occasionally get into the -50° to -60's.
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Fuck.  That.

If the daily max is under 20C I'm staying in bed.   

[Smit]

OK, what is bacon in Australia if you think we don't have real bacon?

[BrianP.]

Fuck.  That.

If the daily max is under 20C I'm staying in bed.   

20c is shorts weather.😛

[Smit]

OK, what is bacon in Australia if you think we don't have real bacon?

Never mind, from Google: what we call ham is what Australians would call bacon.

I like ham. But I don't think it will be long until you decide you like American bacon. 

[JParis]

Never mind, from Google: what we call ham is what Australians would call bacon.

Ahh, he wants that's canuckian stuff  "Canadian Bacon"...... 

[Bruce Caulley]

Your bacon is half way between our bacon and ham.  It also seems impossible to find it with the eye and with rind intact.  I'll get used to it no problem, still tastes good.  Cheese on the other hand.  WTF is that orange shit?     

Mind you, I've only been to Dollar General and Walmart so far.  Will scout around for a bakery and a deli.

I must have made a sight in Walmart.  "Where the hell is the Persian Fetta in herbed oil?  And please tell me they have a proper olive sourdough!  Why are the avocados so tiny?"  (The last several years of cosmopolitan living have turned me into a spoiled food snob haha)

Cheers
Bruce

[Bruce Caulley]

Ahh, he wants that's canuckian stuff  "Canadian Bacon"...... 

[Bruce Caulley]

By halfway, I mean I think it's the curing process.

[Shazam/TPP]

so did you receive your complimentary firearm when disembarking the plane? (I'm sure many people in other countries assume this)

welcome to the states!!

[Bruce Caulley]

so did you receive your complimentary firearm when disembarking the plane? (I'm sure many people in other countries assume this)

welcome to the states!!

As a matter of fact I did     Literally tripping over the things where I'm staying.

[Jeff]

20c is shorts weather.😛

So is 20F.

I only put pants on when it gets to 10f or below. 


I had a friend come up from Florida during the summer and it was low 80's while golfing. He was freezing and wore a light jacket the entire time.  What a wussy.