Episode V: The Persian Empire Strikes Back

[Bucky Cornstarch]

Probably unlikely, but there's a chance that gcode will someday understand that he is being manipulated by the media he consumes and regurgitates.

[TylerBeer]

Things are going great:

" Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana."

[Newbeeee™]

Things are going great:

" Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana."

"If pHarma doesn't kill you, we'll ship you off to the Ukraine meat grinder"....

[TylerBeer]

"If pHarma doesn't kill you, we'll ship you off to the Ukraine meat grinder"....

...yeaaaah

[Newbeeee™]

...yeaaaah

Great - Something else we agree on!
See, you're coming around....

[Smit]

No troops on the ground?

I expect Iran didn't just roll over and show its belly like President Bone Spurs expected.

The Pentagon orders troops from the 82nd Airborne Division to deploy to the Middle East

Excerpt:

As the war approaches the one-month mark the Trump administration keeps its options open, submitting a ceasefire plan to Iran, while also deploying up to 3,000 U.S. Army paratroopers from the 82nd Airborne Division to the Middle East.

Revelations about the ceasefire plan come as multiple Iranian officials continue to deny that any negotiations to end the war are taking place.

And the U.S. paratroopers would supplement some 50,000 troops already present in the Middle East, as well as thousands of Marines who are on their way.