Trump on Greenland: We'll Make a Deal the Easy Way or the Hard Way

[Newbeeee™]

This is kinda funny and sad at the same time.

Tell me that we wouldn't go as far as to fight our NATO allies over taking something that doesn't belong to us?

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/15/greenland-nato-troops-denmark-germany-arctic-trump.html

All grandstanding because they want a good war to wipe out the younger generation.
Ukraine is the working example of this, keep sending kids to their own-named, "meat grinder"....

[Rstewart]

Step one:  Become a US territory

two: No more tariffs on your #1 export

three:  Profit   

[neurosis]

Step one:  Become a US territory

two: Lose your healthcare and get sucked in to the US shit healthcare system.

three:  Lose any social program benefits (because they rely heavily on them) because MURRICA! and FUCK YOU!

Fixed that up for you. 

[Rstewart]

Fixed that up for you. 

Gawd Damn, even your sense of humor is gone 

[neurosis]

Gawd Damn, even your sense of humor is gone 

My sense of humor is intact. Something tells me they're going to lose theirs if we take over Greenland. That's the sad reality of what their future will look like.

Yes, the people of Greenland rely heavily on social programs, which are funded primarily by Denmark. Greenland follows the Nordic Model of social welfare, providing comprehensive benefits including income support for unemployment, illness, and maternity, housing subsidies, child benefits, and free healthcare and education.

How much of that do you think will remain after Murrica takes over?

[Newbeeee™]

My sense of humor is intact. Something tells me they're going to lose theirs if we take over Greenland. That's the sad reality of what their future will look like.

When
Fissy

[SuperHoneyBadger]

Well, as time ticks on after the last Ice Age, everything seems to be warming up the Arctic will be used more and more. We've built a road to the arctic ocean here in Canada. Sure it's ruddy and you can only do about 10 mph, even in a RAM 3500, but still. It's the FIRST road.

As the melting continues, I predict Arctic shipping lanes from North America to China will be some of the busiest in the world. I'd rather the US makes a play for territory than Russia or China at this point. This could be the National/Corporate territory and resource gathering epoch that sets the stage for the next few hundred years

[ghuns]

Can't we just do what we did with the Indians?

[TylerBeer]

If the US takes Greenland by military expect Canadian terrorist attacks on US soil for the next 100 years. That's right - maple syrup bombs in Texas.

[SuperHoneyBadger]

If the US takes Greenland by military expect Canadian terrorist attacks on US soil for the next 100 years.

We will continually airdrop pamphlets with 08/24/1814 on them
Lead in the exported bottles of Canadian Club
STRONGLY worded letters (with swears)
No more Americans allowed at our French titty bars (ID and World geography questions at the door will be standard)

[MIL-TFP-41]

No more Americans allowed at our French titty bars (ID and World geography questions at the door will be standard)

Now that is serious. Those ballet shows in Niagara Falls are a treasure. At least that's what we called them in Buffalo.

[neurosis]

Every time I think we've hit an all-time low as a Country, the orange turd goes and proves me wrong.


https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/17/trump-greenland-tariffs-nato.html


Trump: NATO members to face tariffs increasing to 25% until a Greenland purchase deal is struck

[beej]

Every time I think we've hit an all-time low as a Country, the orange turd goes and proves me wrong.


https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/17/trump-greenland-tariffs-nato.html


Trump: NATO members to face tariffs increasing to 25% until a Greenland purchase deal is struck

I can't tell you how much I hate this!

[CNCAppsJames]

...
How much of that do you think will remain after Murrica takes over?

Puerto Rico pretty much does what they want, not sure Greenland would be much different.

[CNCAppsJames]

Every time I think we've hit an all-time low as a Country, the orange turd goes and proves me wrong.


https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/17/trump-greenland-tariffs-nato.html


Trump: NATO members to face tariffs increasing to 25% until a Greenland purchase deal is struck

And just think... it could have been MUCH worse had the wh0re made it into the oval office.