Trouble in Paradise.

[Incogneeto]

Sooo an exciting weekend in Da Hood. The Strippers broke up.

Cute one stayed and Ugly Hemale left.

This is 5 feet from my front door and window so it's hard to miss.

Cutie has been at my door twice , apologizing and bringing me Vegan cookies.

Yoga shorts and yoga bra.

Good news is all her Stripper friends have been coming by to help her through it.

Seriously , Body paint.

I wish I was 30.


God can be Cruel. LOL!!!

[Jeff]

You didn't tell her that vegan cookies suck did you?
Tell her they were awesome and want more!

And get pictures dammit!

[Incogneeto]

You didn't tell her that vegan cookies suck did you?
Tell her they were awesome and want more!

And get pictures dammit!

As Long as she doesn't check my trash I'm good.

You remember that great golf story where the one guy was holding a Michelob light watching the Putt?

And every one else had their cameras out?

That's me with The Beer.

[Incogneeto]

Chapter 3 "The return of Zelda"

Lesbians got back together. Everything is Bliss.

Until??

11:00 today lots of loud noises and rumbling upstairs.

Then down to the Parking lot.

One on one side screaming and one on the other. so far no cops yet.

Two whacko's calling each other Dude and Bro.

"You cheated on me Bro"!!

"I did Not Dude"!!

"You punched me Bro"

"It was self Defense"

3rd one I have never seen before just pulled up.

Black girl with a Pink Mohawk.

I guess they needed an audience.

all 3 out front screaming!!

Got my door Locked.  

will keep you updated.

[Incogneeto]

Black girl looks like "Mr. T's" daughter.

[neurosis]

[Incogneeto]

If I could get a clean shot I would , But dese Bitches is Crazy!!

and I wanna stay off their Radar!!

[Jeff]

Chapter 3 "The return of Zelda"

Lesbians got back together. Everything is Bliss.

Until??

11:00 today lots of loud noises and rumbling upstairs.

Then down to the Parking lot.

One on one side screaming and one on the other. so far no cops yet.

Two whacko's calling each other Dude and Bro.

"You cheated on me Bro"!!

"I did Not Dude"!!

"You punched me Bro"

"It was self Defense"

3rd one I have never seen before just pulled up.

Black girl with a Pink Mohawk.

I guess they needed an audience.

all 3 out front screaming!!

Got my door Locked.  

will keep you updated.

 

[Incogneeto]

It appears to have deescalated.

Apparently the guy/girl cheated on the girl/girl while they were broke up.

and The girl/girl took the guy/girls phone and found out.

and then the girl/girl took the guy/girls keys and phone.

so somebody called the I'm not sure girl and she came here.

and the girl/girl the guy/girl and I'm not sure girl have been camped in the driveway going on 2 hours now.

[Incogneeto]

It's kinda like a Pic-a-Nic.

No Food. But sittin in a circle holdin hands?

[Jeff]

This is the best entertainment I've had in a long time. Almost in tears laughing so hard.

[Incogneeto]

girl/girl just handed the keys to I'm not sure girl.

and guy/girl just shared his Vape with girl/girl.

I wish Del lived closer , He could bring some weed and all five of us could get Baked.


(sarcasm)

[Jeff]

Creepy man arrested for stalking 3 women. News at 11.

[Incogneeto]

Creepy man arrested for stalking 3 women. News at 11.

I'm pretty sure "Mrs T" could kick my ass.

two foot long wallet chains , black jeans Black shirt Red suspenders and bright Red work Boots.

and a Flaming Pink Mohawk.

[gcode]

I wish Del lived closer , He could bring some weed and all five of us could get Baked.

yeah, but the girl/girl would hit on you and guy/girl and the I'm not sure /girl would kill you.
Then they'd all have a good cry about what a good neighbor you were.